What’s it going to take for people to realize we’ve got Biff Tanner in the White House?

It’s not even 9am BUG

I’m just curious if anyone has changed how they say, “I wouldn’t wish this on anyone” to “I wouldn’t wish this on anyone, other than the POS POTUS & cronies?”

If there’s anyone(s) who deserves to feel the pain & anguish Americans feel daily, it’s them🖕🏽

PlzGoAwayPOSPOTUS

A dude once watched me parallel park like a boss. When I got out of car he said, “oh my, I thought you were a man!”

Tonight I waited for dude (taking forever) to get into a spot because he couldn’t park in the space that I inevitably took. He watched me do it… like a boss, over a snowbank❄️ #borne

I did a thing and shared some memories of 🪿EuroTour 1.0 w/ some of my favorite femme-tastic Goose Chicks on The Femme Flock podcast AND talked all things 2.0.

Check it, fam, BUT don’t tell my in-laws, k? #NotYourMotherInLawsPodcast … Unless your in-laws are hippies; then this podcast is for them.

When a dog inadvertently slaps you in the face with their floppy ear, it really makes you rethink your life choices.

#ThanksINeededThat
#ToughLove
#ThatsGonnaLeaveAMark

Know what’s OK?

Feelin’ #SoReady to spin l’🪿#EverythingMustGoRemix again; dancin’ yo tush off feelin’ so freakin’ fine *eh hem*
#MayTheGoontzBeWithYou 

& it’s AbsoLUTELY OK to abruptly switch fm/ EMG Remixed to the ultimate a-Goose-tic vibe (Orebelo) cuz

Mama needs 🎶Drone on Bb🎶too
❔🌬️🥹🪭🍃🌳🤔⏳🫂⌛️🪿🤟🏼

4. Pic w/ X’s cool bro & Tom Marshall fm/ MSG ‘12 🌈🤟🏼💫✨

🐠🎶When I got to the Garden Party, they all knew my name🎶🐠

Keepin’ it❣️

TM is made of 💚 n 🌟
💓 w/ 💚 n 🌟
#IYKYK
#Phish
#lyricist
#TomMarshall
#TheMoreYouKnow
#IveSaidTooMuch
#NoTurningBackNow
#SeeYouCantPleaseEveryoneSoYouGotToPleaseYourself

My brain 😬 I “completed” an #ADHD task of deleting my X fm IG existence 😂 Cuz if ya don’t have good mems then why keep ‘em?

Should I have kept the 4 I did tho?

1. X’s back of head w/ Tom Marshall’s smile😃
2. X’s half-face w/ Jim James picking nose🤪
3. Me dressed as 🧚🏽 in paper 🗞️
X there - meh🙃

Listening to Tom Petty’s Buried Treasure (b/c it’s my fav on XM) & I was just feelin’ The Rolling Stones’ “Loving Cup,” like, really feeling it 🥰🥹

I dipped & twirled around
🎶Gimme a little drink from your loving cup❣️Just 1 drink🎶 and I…
spin around to see my dog licking my other dog’s butt. So 😬

The world feels a lil heavy duty rn, fam. I want to put on Goose’s EMG remix and dance it out… but faaaa.
Wondering how everyone’s productive levels are?
How do y’all get out of yo funks?
I need to turn this meh feeling into fuel. Inspiration move me brightly.
Breath-by-breath, oh man.

Batter up!

Ginger Tica Playa Chiquita was born in Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica in March ‘16. On 4/3/16 the universe dropped her in my lap. I was leaving to fly home on 4/4, so I tried gifting her. My friends kindly declined & that’s when I knew she was mine. 10 years later she’s still my sweet Caribbean Queen 🐾☀️🌴

I feel like funkin it up ❣️
I feel like funkin it up ❣️

Needed to hear this Rosewood this afternoon 💗 Dance magic dance 💃🏼 🪩 🎶❣️

Awww 🥰 You’re phenomenal, friend.

This is the 1st time Wewa was worn on my head during “Animal” & started as a BeetleGoose costume 10.31.24.
Somehow the universe allowed me to just stroll right up there, find you, and realize how much joy it left on peoples faces to see it >
E’ry Animal since ^.

Edit: *feel the feels

Feeeeeeel the feeeeels

Viiiiiiiiibes, mmmmman 😉

Or it could be a fill in the blank:
Makes me _______ the feels ⭐️

Players choice 🎶 🪿

I liked to thank @hosewood.bsky.social for pointing out why this jam rocks, my🪿 socks… and TY
Boston Dawg @goosethefan.bsky.social 🥰 who knows my love for Explosions in the Sky ‘n’ Friday Night Lights. Makes me the feels⭐️
I couldn’t help myself.
‘gain thank you, Neal, for the inspiration! #WTED

Thank ya, kindly.

I listen to live music b/c it’s the perfect natural escape fm heartbreak - and if it’s real good, it will steer you right towards it 💔 healing you in ways we never imagined❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥💓💗

🎶Grateful Dead is the soundtrack of my life. It’s woven throughout my memoir; rippling on a turntable of my life. I..💔

If you’re a lil like me, you love Goose 🪿 & procrastinate b/c of ADHD. Did you miss filling out a bracket b/c you thought you had more time (AM vs PM) or whatevahhh 😜, your vote still matters.

I signed up today & catch me on WTED here n there introducing 6 unique tunes❣️JOTY OTY ‘25, baby LFGoose!

What was that tease at the beginning of the Arcadia jam?? It’s going to drive me crazy.

I’m not going to get because I’m steamin’ the jams mmmman, mmmman, mmmman 🥰
I figured y’all would know right away 🪿

The show was amazing.
It was a vibe. We were on the rail Peter side for this❣️ Love Toronto.

It sounds to me like someone has had way too much sugary
soda pop every time I hear that Coca-Cola “Holidays Are Coming” commercial. Also feels like someone is shaking my head like a 2 liter bottle of the stuff & it’s about to explode.

The holidays are over. Time for this AI disaster to go. Thx!

So soft and so clean clean 💤 ❄️

Ok, I’m focused.

I’m focused on the future, mmman 🪿

I’m focused on that ⚡️in a bottle/🔮 I took back from ridin’ that long ‘23 #GooseEuroTour 🌊, mmman🪿

I’m focused on putting the vibes in a group text with some 💚 people, mmman 🪿

BUT b4 I go, plz translate
French > English:

Oie Oie Oui Oie
🪿🪿🙂‍↕️🪿

Ya know it’s time to retire that shirt from public when it’s easier to toss said “loved” shirt into the air like pizza dough and catch it so the tag is in the back.

Ol’ shirt is now a part of my jamminjammyjams sleepover party pile, along w/ the Dead shirt I got in ‘95 & “25¢ weiner ride” shirt ✌🏼

No worries, Elmeg would protect me if it was real.

Anyone else ever convince themselves the house is haunted, and then you remember that there is a load of laundry goin’?

Yes? Nice. Cool.
I’m not the only one? 😮‍💨
I feel validated… and
I also think I watch too many scary movies.
What’s your favorite holiday movie?
Me? 😬
#gremlins
#creepypasta

I love your love…
and loved sharing dance space with you two during the last two Goosemas’ 🪿

BINGOO 💜 Here we goo again 🪿

I’m so glad you agree.
Night one hit me with all the feels 💚