also: Chelsea fans rooting for City against their own team. Didn’t work for Sp*rs either.

does this say "Mortadella Lab"? I'm in

fuckin a look at that

Tough one today @jibblescribbits.bsky.social @draglikepull.bsky.social

www.maptap.gg April 18
96🔥 92🏆 87🎓 82🌟 96🔥
Final score: 896

and to be clear: makes the deftones sound like the Mickey Mouse club

but if you want to listen to real Sacramento shit turn up Darko US - Congratulations

Be quiet and drive goes hard

if I turn this up a little more my wife will appreciate this death metal

it’s time for death metal and alcohol abuse

buddy it’s tomorrow

I’m not envious he got me pregnant three times as well

Alyssa Bukkake can’t get a Canadian work visa

ah, welcome to “330 days a year in Northern California”. You’d think it’d get boring, that you only appreciate it because it’s fleeting. Not correct.

name sound like something you make up for a prank phone call

Strong agree. Good piece thanks for writing it.

that thing got a hemi

Palestinian chicken lady from Curb Your Enthusiasm

God dang it Bobby

Sundin here to help the franchise’s leading goal scorer leave to a team everyone hates.

Fucked up Jakarta aaaag

www.maptap.gg April 17
99🎯 100🎯 97🔥 78👏 94🏅
Final score: 909

That Warsofsky interview makes me think he’s not coming back. Teary talking about Celebrini as a player and a person.

[Forrest Gump voice] Denny’s

Macklin Celebrini sets the Sharks single season record scoring his 45th goal for his 115th point of the year, gets absolutely soaked by the bench

3pts tonight: Macklin Celebrini has 115pts and is the Sharks all time single season points leader.

And he’s tied it. Two periods to go in his season to take the lead alone.

Macklin Celebrini is 1pt away from tying the Sharks single season point record.

Exciting losses? You betcha.

Sharks bandwagon is here for you

man I’m fired up

Forbidden Door San Jose lets fuckin goooooooooo