Am I allowed to say i don't like the fanning the crotch choreo in Flo's Leak It? Everything else gags me

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no please, keep listening to your phone on full blast without headphones on in a public space. we all love that.

[mao if he played shmups] in a game that autoscrolls, the core struggle is to stay alive. what must one do to stay alive? he must not get hit. therefore it is paramount in all things to avoid getting hit - by bullets and also by enemies. only when this is achieved can we then consider the boss

really good analysis on the site today from @madisyn-writes.bsky.social. i love this game and loved their take on it, which makes a lot of points i had never considered before

Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something

Freezer/fridge?

REDISTRICT EVERYTHING

ESCALATE TO DE-ESCALATE

GERRYMANDER EVERY SINGLE STATE IMMEDIATELY

CREATE A DELICATE BALANCE OF TERROR NOW

RESTORE DETTERENCE

VISUAL CALCULUS - The man does not know the bullet has entered his brain. He never will. Death comes faster than the realization.

One thing chatting with journalist unions have taught me is that management doesn't care about the quality of the news product.

Nor do they actual care about respecting actual journalists, it seems.

This is horrific. I feel physically ill.

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Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

how i'm entering silicon valley after the Great Unraveling

As an aside, possibly my favourite Onion gag of all time:

David Inshaw (b.1943)
The Raven, 1971.
oil on canvas.

Clocked! at the dispensary

Life can be so beautiful

still can’t believe that given the choice between “bountiful, free, clean energy from the earth, wind, and sun” and “poisonous dead animal sludge price sensitive to global politics” we keep choosing the latter

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to tell everyone to go fuck themselves and I rescued a cat who wants the same thing

— alexa demie as maddy perez wearing alexander mcqueen ss00 ‘the eye’ pants for ‘euphoria’.✮⋆˙
[ #fashionsky ]

Tomodachi Life Is Beating Pokopia's Launch Sales In The UK By Some Distance Even though Living the Dream is cross-gen, outselling a Pokemon game that everyone wanted at launch is quite something.

Even though Living the Dream is cross-gen, outselling a Pokemon game that everyone wanted at launch is quite something.

"I got rich eating dog turds. You can too. Here's how it works. "Hey, I bet you $20 I can eat that dog turd." Then you eat the turd and make cash. This is called "hustling". For more wealth making genius, subscribe to my YouTubes and Instagrams."

Street Fighter 6 somehow patched its incest storyline to make it even shadier than it originally was From openly incestuous to indirectly incestuous.

VIDEOGAMES!

Georgia O'Keeffe Pink Moon over Water | 1924

Georgia O'Keeffe
Pink Moon over Water | 1924

“I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do.” — James Baldwin