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Tesla's Cybertruck is garbage.

"And THE LORD said bringeth the Gimp and so the Gimp was forth brought even though he slept."

Book of Zed, as read by Pete Hegseth

The degree to which the entire U.S. government is going to try to spin any and all of this as a win for them is going to be a) bought by basically nobody and b) so fucking irritating

Donald Trump and VD Vance are fighting the Pope.

Trump posts himself as Jesus.

Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction, thinking it included the real text of a Bible verse.

And conservative MAGA "Christians" keep making excuses for it.

Beyond satire at this point.

Said it before, but man, Chicago Pope is just knocking them out of the park on a consistent basis.

Pope Leo XIV: Jesus told us, blessed are the peacemakers. But woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself

Last month in The Onion:

If Trump didn’t see his own Christ-like portrait as blasphemous or sacrilegious, it’s time the Christian right comes to terms with the reality that the rest of us already know…

Donald Trump is not religious, no matter how much they keep pretending he is.

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich

Well, today we're taxing the rich...

Does he really think he can just tell everyone the world is great and they’ll believe him?

We see gas prices at seasonal record highs. We see beef prices at record highs period. We see that farmers can’t afford fertilizer.

Vance became a Catholic seven years ago. Now he's correcting the Pope. The chutzpah is breathtaking.

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

I fuckin hate my generation so, so much. So much.

Man. Person. Camera. Jesus. Doctor.

Incredibly bad advance work.

Anybody who believes prosperity theology is not a Christian. They are a very devoted capitalist mark.

Seinfeld where Kramer goes swimming in the East river. Jerry: what is that smell?? Kramer: that's East river.

How is this not an "SNL" skit? This very much looks and sounds like an "SNL" skit.

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I'm quite enjoying the Christian right freaking out that Donald Trump would dare mock God and Jesus.

To them, I got one thing to say:

“Are you still so dull?”

I'm not Catholic and have issues with some church positions but man oh man, this Pope certainly is unapologetic about standing up for the core tenets. And here I thought he'd be a bit more reserved than Francis.

I'll never underestimate Chicago again!

It's not a counterpunch, guys. The pope didn't throw a punch. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...

While Swalwell decides whether or not to resign his Congressional seat, the guy running to replace him is @mattortega.com, a good friend and outstanding progressive. You should send Matt some support if you're able:

Trump's gonna announce that he's sending the National Guard to Vatican City tomorrow, at this rate.

Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.

Guy Fieri was hamming it up with Andrew and Tristan Tate at UFC last night?

He can get bent too.