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Posts by Eiko Ryu (The Sleepiest of Swaggons)

*crawls on-top and curls up and sleeps. The weight feels like which non has felt before pinning you there* Dragons and their supposed cat energy!

4 hours ago 1 0 1 0

๐Ÿ˜›not joking when i say the Seikrat model unlocked a mighty big need ๐Ÿ˜ณ

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

okay... NGL I've been on a huge macro kick.... like Skyscraper tall and using an equally tall one to thrust their member through... and getting the good stuff all over the city...like whooo! 0.0;

1 day ago 5 0 1 0

Disregard our sidebar convo on this... I NOW.... get what you went by this...And you can guess who's rofl'ing at me too given the recent self-own...๐Ÿ˜‘

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

admittedly ... it has gotten me to stop ruminating about the other thing...

Now I'm just giving my self eye rolls. and bottom lip bitting ... As I imaging that little shi rolling on the ground giggling...

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

I know you have a different meaning for it ... But, I feel like the term "Nerd sniped " my self. is a relevant term to use in this case ... cause I'm still going back and forth on stuff...Even the the threat of going back to being a mouse was "I called my own bluff"!๐Ÿซช๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

long story short. I gave myself a taste of the "listen here you little shit" energy I tend to give off and now I'm imagining that, swaggon just giving me the most smug look ever like he just gave the sickest burn ever. as I come to terms to what just happened..๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฌ

2 days ago 3 0 2 0

~to my self... which I caught and kinda paused..."ha get fucked nerd"...which is kind on character for me when I get someone to pause in thought...๐Ÿซช I just 4th walled my self. And given recent developments of now equating the term "nerd" as my love language for my friends and the candy Nerds 2/3

2 days ago 3 0 1 0
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okay,I was just ruminating about something that happened at work months ago. and I caught my self... was asking my self why... and what it's achieve...and how I would of handled it if I was in my managers pos... in the act of answering my self the questions...I caught my self trying to explain 1/3

2 days ago 2 0 1 0
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The change is official here in bsky wah!

2 days ago 4 1 0 0

Thought you were talking about the "other week". don't worry carry on Good kitty! I'll just sleep atop that, mountian of a waistline when your done being a gluttonous dragon. ๐Ÿ˜‹

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

ahhhh

2 days ago 2 0 1 0

oh? do tell?!?! Unless you did this morning and the eepy swaggon was far too out of it...

2 days ago 2 0 1 0

๐Ÿ˜ˆ

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

I think I'm gonna start transitioning my socials over to my main fursona. Martin has always been side fursona. and given my extensive time as my main fursona on VRC. I think it's about time I make the change...

1 week ago 3 0 0 0

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿญ

1 week ago 2 0 0 0

well... when you were a mouse for 15yrs. living with a lion... I have a moral....no ... ancestral obligation to torment felines! Sometimes I'm pulling the thorn out just a little... while other times I'm the one pushing it a lil deeper. Being a dragon now doesn't change this ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

1 week ago 2 0 2 0

Ah see, there's the good kitty we love to see!๐Ÿ˜

1 week ago 1 0 1 0
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sooo, what time DID you get home at?

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

a purrfect bed for a swaggon to sleep on!

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

given where the convo is going... might need to be more worried about the size of egg shaped food grade dissolvable. molded jelly

1 week ago 4 0 1 0
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1 week ago 1 0 0 0

yes, EVERYTIME!

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

you'd be surprised how many furry adjacent stickers you can get away with before ppl start asking...๐Ÿ˜

4 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

more like "under siege "๐Ÿ˜

1 month ago 2 0 1 0

wait? really?

1 month ago 1 2 1 0
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you already said im pretty up there at the hangout. Just need to find out where. Biting that chunky neck of yours might help!

1 month ago 2 0 1 0
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challenge accepted!

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

When , where, and how hard?๐Ÿ˜

1 month ago 2 1 1 0

we'll have a slack, and a teams channel in no time!

1 month ago 2 0 1 0