I love scrolling and reading about the Euphoria girlies on all their misadventures with my cat food and coffee in the grocery store line

So me and Rico have our differences and sometimes we hash them out

Horny on a Sunday

My stomach hurts and I’m trying to be brave/ cute about it

He said “paint me like one of your French girls” for Titanics anniversary

Alexa, play Grapefruit by Tove Lo

I keep trying to use chap stick with sunscreen because it’s better for your lips but I’m tired of tasing sunscreen all day

Just started my annual rewatch, and planning to see Titanic Sinks Tonight”

Omg I love it!

If you start playing Flower of Scotland you should start to worry

Back to the gym after a week off

Sorry 🫶

I tried to paint an Easter egg like Rico using the first pic, but it came out looking more like a Porg 😭

Rico tries to eat all the poisonous plants our bedroom so I’m only letting him stay with me under the hamper

Because it’s worth it! ❤️

I miss this time of year in DC, there were always so many tulips in bloom too!

And if I decide to run like hell from my Sunday Scaries???

I know how to injure myself on some gym equipment if that works

Rico has decided my necklace tastes good

You either get me and Rico trying to look cute or me as the witch from Howl’s Moving Castle, choose one

Everyone appreciate how cute @theknowerofstuff.bsky.social is

I quote queens who like to watch at least five times a day lol

No one is more content than this boy when he has a box to lay on

You’re in his dms, I’m in his bedroom making the next Marty Supreme. We are not the same

Slayyyter album

Robyn album