Naaah. Does Putin actually make tea or open windows?

People* ask how, as a skull, I'm able to post on BlueSky.

Well, whilst I may not have arms, I do have a mouth. Obviously I couldn't have done this prior to voice recognition.

* Some people**

** Okay, nobody. It was just a set up for the comment.

All very well for you, but some of us called it home. And relying on outside aid to be carried to safety each time is unnerving.

Nodhelm, maybe? #Wulferhampton

Blah blah projection accusation confession blah

Oh, we have a cook now?

Oh, I find that weird - ideally cursed - units have a strangely charming appeal. Like quarks. I hoped for more.

Not me. I'm not nailed to the wall. *

* Yet. Though I'm now hiding.

bender from futurama says i don t see the problem with this ALT: bender from futurama says i don t see the problem with this

Maybe the radiation will leave me being able to do more than ... ya know ... just sit on a shelf.

Am I right that the first iteration of Wülferhampton AI, DeepReek™️is shortly to make an appearance?

Bluesky Map Interactive map of 3 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.

Not sure why (and most of Wulferhampton seemingly) should crop up somewhere near British left wing politics but okay bluesky-map.theo.io

Does the pond have a left bank?

Is much of #Wülferhampton under water*?

*Substances suspended in water**

**Mostly

All questions are serious. It's the answers that may be silly.

I'm not sure how I feel about that thought.

Good day

An ossuary? Oooh, that sounds like a promotion!

Merry Christmas, #Wulferhampton.

Keep a safe distance when the sprouts are brought out.

Did fire-starting precede the construction of the first Mead Hall? Or was it developed to help destroy the ... I mean, following that? @wulferhampton.bsky.social

Hope you're okay, my liege.

I think if the "governing party" faced the lack of obsequiousness present in the Commons, or the scrutiny present in the Lords, the opposition would end pretty quickly.

In maths terms, Commons and Lords in Wulferhampton would be a dynamically unstable system.

I heard screams.

Was there a sprout spillage? ITWSBT

Heart of Brass
Back purl
Jolly Codger

🫶😘🥂good morning, my lovely’s. It’s what little people call ‘hump day’! 😉 I’ve noticed that insignificant beings can be easily upset today. 🐿️ so rather than annoy them, my good deed will be to stay in my manor and be waited on hand and foot. 🫶😍🧚🏽‍♀️

Happy Wednesday 😘🫶

Hugs and kisses 🥰☺️😘

Suppose these were @wulfhelm.bsky.social's astronomers? What would the reaction be?

Yes. Yes, you do.

Isn't that the Reform mayor in the picture?

Several of these have links to the Mead Hall, it's true. Thinking of the Worshipful Company of Artificial Fish Colourers and the Ancient Guild of Underclothing Examiners, both of which are registered here.

Was there a Wulferhampton "No Kings" protest? If so, what did it look like? And have they found the bodies yet?