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lrt: Louis, but make it his mother

bastardy is the sexiest thing any feudal setting can explore but it’s best when it’s ambiguous. a bastard who is declared as such is also interesting, but so much of the anxiety has gone out of it. much better to have everyone, the character included, very nervous about who really fathered them

quick kyosato with trans satomi 🤏

omg

oh yaaay this is one of my favorites I think about it all the time

he can't keep getting away with it (cw sexooo)

more pressing matters than your intro to law homework

rimonoroni Follow christians: what could possibly be in that evil book.... what horrible spells does it hold within its pages... what black magic does it propagate.... the talmud: so if you send your kid off to Torah school but he has a really hard time with it, send him back home and go to school yourself instead so that once you've learned Torah you can go and teach your entire family. in fact, once some rabbi went out to go to Torah school and do just this, and on his way he came through this town and he asked if he could stay in the synagogue for the night. and of course the rabbi said yes but weird enough no one was in the streets and something was kind of off about the whole place. so our hero went into the synagogue only to find a seven headed demon just hanging out in the library!! our hero is terrified and prays super hard and because of this the demon is vanquished. he goes back to the rabbi and is like "dude wtf" and the rabbi was like "listen i know this is unorthodox but you're well known for how good at praying you are and this demon has been terrorizing us for well over a month and we were desperate. we knew you wouldn't die" and the guy was like "i didn't know that!" who do you think is in the right? hm. tough question. anyway. what were we talking about again? oh right. what if you make your sukkah doorway 1/7 of a cubit too short. would that be fucked up or what rimonoroni Follow #what? look up Bavli Kiddushin 29b <3

I love the Talmud

Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Greyscale comic. The first five panels are close in on Kyouji’s face. Kyouji, in profile: And get this, he went around like that- Kyouji: - with toilet paper stuck to his shoe, all day. Kyouji: None of us had the heart to tell him. How could— Satomi, off screen: ah- Kyouji… san… Kyouji looks down. Camera pulls back to reveal Kyouji cradling Satomi’s head as he gives him a handjob. His tattoos peak out from beneath his rolled up sleeves. Kyouji: Are you feeling good, Satomi-kun? Kyouji smiles.

kyosato comic (1/??) #kyst #狂聡

Wanted to see him with short hair… modern AU’s, other historical settings where he wouldn’t have long hair?

1439落書き

🍓素材かわいいわね…

✋

A woman and man laying in bed together. The man is turned away from the woman and the woman is looking over at him. The text below the woman says “I bet he’s thinking about other girls” and the text below the man says “Da-dayenu, da-dayenu, da-dayenu, Dayenu Dayen-AHHH MAKE IT STOP.”

the other one I have to repost every year

ohhh Kyouji’s grip on Satomi’s head vs the way Satomi can’t even reach his arms around Kyouji … such a metaphor for their relationship I’m losing it

happy birthday satomi😊 finally got that hug he wanted

my cat's always suuuper chill about going to the vets
#caturday #cats #cat #comic

greatest of all time....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/71207876

I think a lot about worn out middle aged office worker satomi meeting 20yr old Kyouji

There is a #SatoKyo R18 event & non-JPN submissions (ENG & other languages) are welcome :) It could be writings, comics, illustrations, etc. The deadline is 3/31. Please refer to the linked X post for details. (Feel free to reblog this quote w/ the original post.)

satokyo

oh should this be my tactic to get the 4 Week Lovers side stories????

A VIDEO WOW!!

panel 1: masanori thanks kyouji for his help while looking off to the side at something. panel 2: kyouji rolls up his sleeve, revealing the "satomi" tattoo. "yeah, no problem. might as well while i'm here." panel 3: masanori realizes the tattoo looks familiar, swearing he's seen the name before. he scrunches up in contemplation, while a vague memory surfaces. meanwhile, kyouji crouches down to do some handiwork in the background. panel 4: the memory becomes crystal clear, and masanori's eyes go wide. he remembers satomi in his uniform taking his order at the family restaurant, his nametag just in view. he also recalls kyouji looking smitten while he teases a very weary satomi. panel 5: masanori, with a shocked and horrified expression, whips around to look at kyouji. kyouji has emerged from under the sink, and is currently being sprayed with water from a pipe he broke. "we should call a plumber," kyouji says, smiling cheerfully.

#famiresuiko

i know his full name isn't on his nametag but god wouldn't it be funny tho.

They got trapped in a room that only unlocks if you share something personal about yourself

(room stays locked forever and eventually they run out of oxygen)

oh my gawwwwwwwwd

a little pathetic