Hat with the words “please do not talk to me about AI I will kill myself”

Visiting friends in New York

Best friend knuckle tattoos, one says “SHIT-TING” the other says “FART-TING”

Elon should sell twitter for 4 cents. I’ll buy it

Although I got my twitter account back I think my shits been shadowbanned to hell

the monky

No amount of money or power can make this guy look cool lmao

I can only hope it sends him over the edge and he finally ends it all

Elon’s getting ratioed on the app he owns by people who actually know what they’re talking about

Minion Quotes

Happy Birthday Chappell Roan, Pisces Queen

Who was also an undocumented immigrant at one point, so you’d think he would have a modicum of empathy. He would first have to be a human though

Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?

Wish I could say “I love you” to my delivery drivers without it being weird

It’s actually mind boggling seeing the same people who called universal healthcare “socialism” complain that our tax dollars aren’t being used to help our own people

Elon is almost as savage as DJT!!

Seems fake, the $500 for reports of frivolous spending sounds like satire but I guess nothing would surprise me

Our President “crooked lawyer in a 1970’s political thriller that is always sweating and looking over at a briefcase” has turned out to be less than trustworthy

In Donald Trump's America, you get shot if you don't clap when the plane lands

Very confused on whether conservatives support the “nuclear family” or not

When you find out all the money in the world can’t make you less repulsive as a person

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

Taco Bell flag with light blue line Says “back the blast”

The thin baja line

Hawky want tuah tuah

At least last Trump presidency we got stimulus checks. This time we just get to pay more taxes and higher grocery prices

More like.. more like jack off fruit

Big things happening at X, the everything app

It’s more likely than you think