"No!No!No!No!" at 6:30 AM I yelled from the back porch. The cat had RUN BACK INSIDE in order to barf ON THE CARPET, then dust herself off and go back to her favorite porch perch, unbothered.
And when I dared to ask "Really!?" she stared me down like a high school bully. I miss my dog.
Not unwell enough for my taste.
"This flag hitting me is gonna make me gay!"
Sharks on cocaine is probably the last headline I expected this morning.
Having a boss who uses nonsense words is infuriating. I finally realized why I hated Wicked, and now Ariana Grande so much.
It's 5.79 here as of yesterday :(
Soon to be released: guillotine chokes for the general public.
Well I'm 54 and I didn't grow up with computers in a classroom. They were in a "lab" on the other side of the campus and only certain students were allowed to go in there. My rich friend had one and we would clog up the one phone line for hours downloading photos of Duran Duran.
Now?? We have been for some time.
Image of RFK doing pushups with an unusual, questionable muscular build for his advanced age and Kid Rock looking flabby and scared on an exercise bike.
I tried to open my yahoo email but a video was being pushed in my face. Apparently RFK released a video of himself and Kid Rock working out. Good thing I had already eaten breakfast. Grody.
I am just a trash panda at heart
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i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
Agreed
Not if you're putting ketchup on my eggs
Whoever invented Christmas should be crucified.
So...my mother is George Costanza (who also eats PB with a spoon from the jar and drinks milk and juice from the jug/carton). 🤮
The sad thing is my parents are STILL doubling down and saying the Republican party doesn't have extremists 😞 I must have been adopted
My partner just read aloud from his feed “Happy Man’s Day, love yourself.” My immediate response was FU every fukkin day is “man’s day.” Male privilege.
Sounds like they asked him to make an outfit with Garanimals
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOAe...
Poor Josh
"A 401k is Great For Your Future"-Lies My Father Told Me. No amount of Revisionist history will make me forget the big crashes that cost over 40k-its just a scam to use our blue collar money to finance white collar crimes against the world...and I cant use it, or they take more of it. #moneyjail
I cant wait for him to actually have an MI. "Jesus, Tom. Will you stop it already? I wasn't funny before and it's still not now."
