I like many different types of pizza. Like, too many to list.

But the truth is, my favorite pizza is just a nice, regular pepperoni pizza.

Delete your fucking X account. It's worthless and it funds one of the biggest bigots on the planet. Get the fuck off.

a man wearing a top hat says stop don 't come back . ALT: a man wearing a top hat says stop don 't come back .

Yeah, I don't see a lot of people lining up to stop him...

Got it in 1!

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Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

...god, he's just the worst. What an absolute loser. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY did our country make him the president TWICE?!

It's so infuriating.

I will never forget sitting in a faculty meeting when a financial advisor told us all if we weren’t putting AT LEAST 15% of our salaries into his company’s IRA plan we were wasting and the roiling of angry laughter left him stunned

I don't understand how Alex Jones has *any* money.

Doesn't he owe the Sandy Hook families billions of dollars?

Shouldn't that garnish all his wealth forever?

I'm so far behind on the 13!

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

I was going to say the Patriots. ;)

Yup. If those are the rules they wanna play by, Dems can (and had better) play by 'em instead of standing off to the side while loudly clearing their throats and tapping the rulebook.

I think the real answer is because she "missed" the majority of their adventures.

Not saying that's a good reason, I just imagine that's the reason.

It's really funny to me that no team is willing to be labeled as a Decepticon.

If I got these (I don't plan to, but...), I'd get some custom faction stickers and make a few of them 'Cons.

Stealers... Raiders...

Heck yeah. Looking forward to this one even though so far I've only seen the teaser.

Even I know George Washington raced to give his troops the smallpox vaccine. Why isn't this guy impeached for sheer incompetence? I mean, you pack troops into tin cans and send them to far flung disease-ridden parts of the globe and you don't immunize them?

he’s gonna get rid of guns and tanks because REAL WARFIGHTERS RUN UP TO THE ENEMY AND JAM BULLETS INTO THEM WITH BARE HANDS

he's going to get rid of toilets next because REAL WARFIGHTERS SHIT IN A CAN

it’s so funny that the drunk tv host in charge of the military is like “real warriors don’t need vaccines” when all the greatest generals in history would have done anything for a jab that kept their armies safe from disease

Cassandra Cain and Stephanie Brown

Found this art print of Cassandra and Steph Batgirls by Cosmic Poutine. Adorable.

ZATANNA watercolour sketch by Dan McDaid

Please enjoy this watercolour sketch of ZATANNA

Jokers are wild... 🃏

Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

working from home

Wait until you get to Climb to the Beat. ;)

So, about that "Discovery Phase"...

Always feels good!

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Yeah, the moment they made it to Bolaire's inner office, I knew what I wanted to happen. And then it happened! 🎭