I tried to build the shittiest table i could concieve of just a slab of wood and four 2 x 4s screwed in. It was somehow cheaper to order a desk on amazon and modify it.
Marx would have thoughts about this one.

Struggling to remember the term free-use: "uh...open source kink?"

You could always go my way and just shave them off ;)

I haven't been normal since they introduced me to the concept of a teacher's pet

"That's a type of girl?" I asked, interpreting the phrase far too literally

Sucking your dick like it's a clogged weed pen and I intend- no, NEED to take a blinker rn

Nah, can't hang rn
Taking a bath in my lingerie
You wouldn't understand

I have the best big sister ever
I'm gonna marry her

I hurt so good for her it makes medical professionals concerned

Y'all don't know "getting fucked so hard I can't walk" until you bottom with IBS/Chrons

Referring to my polyamorous lovers as "Valued Shareholders"

I sentence you to 1000 hours in the 00's themed dungeon!

Contending with the Dad x Thermostat instinct by reminding him that if it's warmer then I will wear less clothing

You're in her dms, im in her bed violently waking up from my nightmares we are not the same

Yeah dude, cause the bear isn't gonna ask me to name three Sisters of Mercy songs and then belittle me when they're not deep cuts. I don't know what's hard to understand about this.

I wish they made weed that tastes like bubblegum flouride

Call me a tranny pack the way I'm hanging on her waist

Had to take an exam for my robot clown license
Yeah it's called the Jest-Turing Test

Why is it that like two scrambled eggs is like a good amount of eggs for a meal but two hard boiled eggs is like nothing??

I assure you I have the necessary traumas

Ma'am, that is my emotional support fetish

Donate your body to disco

Sir, a second Placebo album has just hit the goth transfem

If no one else got me I know the disco does 🎶

This isn't an era it's an eon, mom!

Foxes are the cats of dogs

If u need me I'll be busy being hand-fed imitation crab, thank you

So so true
I cry every time

Escape from the Dog Kennel

Messaging all my haters:
"👉👈 Are you mad at me? 🥺"