gonzo the muppet wearing a suit. he is inside an ornate floral frame. below the frame is text that reads "gender failure". the image is textured to look grainy and printed.
gender failure gonzo
This is even a nerfed Sneasler somehow, Dire Claw used to have a 50% chance to status which was very silly
It's peak
So many Heartfire Hero bangers 😔
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
Hell yeah!
Veggie Hash 👀
alexander hayne and jacob wilson -4 a tibalt to deal their opponent 6 damage before casting hidetsugu’s second rite in a match of legacy
in the mlb, there have been twenty-four perfect games
in mtg, there’s only ever been one
I thought about intuition for 3x copies when it was released but that was way too glacial of a win con 😔
Kinda wish we made sports betting illegal again.
cooking up a shirt you can't even imagine
Can't pitch anything to grief in legacy anymore 😛
I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are!
He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
Made top 8 but lost in the quarters of this Legacy 2k yesterday with UR "Delver" (Delver is here in spirit). Deck felt great and love to see so many people for paper legacy!
R1 2-0 Aluren and Tell
R2 2-0 4c Beans
R3 2-1 Affinity
R4 1-2 UR Delver
R5 2-0 Painter
R6 ID
Quarters 1-2 Affinity
Dictionary definition for borborygmus (not borborygmos)
God damnit I messed up my pithing needle AGAIN
That's me!
Just dodge the bad matchup 4head (or win anyway if you do play it) easy!
Here's Reflection of Kiki-Jiki hand painted after Norman Rockwell's 'Triple Self-Portrait'.
im grabbing your hand to tell you. it’s not too late to start wearing a mask again. it’s better to wear a mask 1/4 of the time (or whatever your percent looks like) than not at all. there’s no shame in starting to be covid safe again even if you havent been for a long time. its okay
A ditto who looks like a little girl with teal braided hair and nerdy rectangular glasses stares at a green bean plant. There's a prompt to press Y to bean
You've pressed X to pay respects. Now get ready to press Y to 🅱️ean
Like a Version is great 😍
Welcome to the Season 3 Patch Notes!
Join us as the League Admins talk about the changes for the new season and our delightful announcement of partnering with @cubecon.org and the NYC Pauper League to bring you CubeCon DMV on July 11-12! Save the date!
https://youtu.be/Mc6gGuDk_Dg
I open bluesky, look at my feed for ~5 minutes to see anything new and then just close it, I do this like 2-3 times a day. It's nice 😌
customer service is cooking my brain
Streamed a 7ph tournament yesterday with a sick Grixis Madness list and decided to put it up on youtube youtu.be/DYYgZJpWMXo
oi!