Sensational. Hope his bowel is perforated and leaks shit into his peritoneum!

YUUUUURRRRRSSSS

What if... what really makes Britain "ungovernable" is... the nature of its political media and of its political class?

Thanks buddy 🤝

Louise got me a SUPERB gift from the states. Been after this book for a long time. (Just be pleased for me - thanks.)

Me? Fair.

Nicely done that tbf haha

Well if you haven’t there’s always archive 👀

Why I Wanted to Keep My Marriage a Secret, by David Sedaris It’s not that I was embarrassed by Hugh or that I thought someone better might come along. I just shudder when I hear a man say the words “my husband.”

I love this man.

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Agreed!

Oh yes. Absolute mutant.

Arteta

They've got to go to Burnley and get a result and I tell you what, I'd love it if we beat them. Love it.

“If that were Casemiro..” etc etc

We still played a bit!

Dicey though with this long to go.

Gabriel should walk there really if we’re doing Rules are Rules.

Are city timewasting already? 🥴

Fuck’s sake like.

Should book Eze for that embarrassing dive and then again for wearing gloves in mid-April.

Donnablunder, more like!

Weird af that was.

Hard to suss the Cherki Good:Gabriel Shite ratio in that.

Guilty!

That’s why I want city to win 5-0 😔

That’s why I feel bad about this particular game. As, you know…conflicted loyalties 👀

Don’t like how this potential Arsenal implosion is making me feel about this game. Most unpleasant.

Keep saying ‘fury’ lads - something good will happen eventually, even if it’s just law of averages.

This.

Vaccing is not usually one of my jobs as it never reaches her standards 😔

Having a jaw that big can only be a glaring weakness mind.