My obgyn said, “the insurance industry really is infuriating, isn’t it?” and then promptly retired. So that was helpful

I put mealworms in the bird feeder and now they’re signing up for the Tour de France

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

When my son was about four, he was watching the slave scene in the Ten Commandments with big eyes. Then sighed deeply and said, “ I wish I had a whip.”

The jungle is every place for bitterness. It sows and reaps it like so much cane sugar. The jungle gets into your blood and builds tiny little houses of pain and you don't wanna be there when the rent's due because the anaconda, funny thing, they don't know how to read a lease.

I can do what I want!

I’m a little late with this joke, but I’m sure it will become relevant again. Then irrelevant. Then relevant. And so on

A marketplace listing for two cans of spray paint, with the title “Krylon Lavender”

When your Catholic literary brain immediately registers this as part of a sweeping trilogy set in medieval Norway

The Onion’s photo illustrations remain undefeated

This pita has had just about enough of your shenanigans

Leonardo da Vinci watches a cat. And draws it (and its friends) over and over. Today is his day.

Bishop Barron right now

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I don’t care what Trump posts on social media The late great Norm McDonald used to talk about what it was like to discover that beloved actor and comedian Bill Cosby, known far and wide as “America’s Dad,” was actually a rapi…

Only a fool adjusts his collar and asks for a Truth Social apology when the real world is in flames.
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thank you! Much appreciated. ❤️

Thank you! ❤️

What’s for supper? Vol. 465: Life with Abby Normal Hello! Hello! Hello hello hello. I am so very sorry it’s been so long. I will tell you what we’ve been up to, and why I’ve been off the radar.  The truth is, most of what has…

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And yes, that pita is undercooked. STILL DELICIOUS

Two meals with Passover leftovers this week: Lamb gyros with homemade pita, and banh mi with chopped liver. I am
MONSTROUSLY pleased with myself.

The bride is busy crying because she can’t decide on a display box for the pieces of sea glass with her guests’ names etched on them, and the groom has gone directly from letting his mommy do everything to letting his girlfriend do everything and it doesn’t even occur to him that he might help.

I asked what kind of cake she wanted for her birthday, and she said to surprise her, so. I think this is gonna be the Swayziest birthday of them all

OK, last year when I made this recipe, I was so embarrassed that I forgot to put in the lemon juice and the orange juice. Well, I just did the exact same thing this year. I am going to say this is not a clear recipe.

Y’all make cake l’eponge?

I adore it when someone deliberately spoils the shot by wandering around picking their nose or something.

Any day now!

I made some Batman earrings for my daughter. They are carved from a Jenga block. They kind of look like they were made by a gorilla wearing mittens BUT I did not think about The Bad Things for long stretches of time while working on them

o to be

A black and white boxer stares proudly at the camera with a stick in his mouth . The stick is still attached to the ground.

MOM. LOOKIT.

This thread led me to look up why Purely Elizabeth Granola is called that. It turns out it is called that because it is made by somebody named Elizabeth. I don’t like that.

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

What’s for supper? Vol. 464: I fell into a burning ring of prosciutto Happy Friday, SUCKERS. How’s the Lenten fasting going? How’s all those lentils and broth treating you? I bet it never even occurred to you that you could spend your entire Lent feasting…

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