TFW playoff spot clinches are imminent and you remember how brutal it is to be the fan of a Central Division team.

This week’s episode of Heated Rivalry has wrecked me.

TFW it suddenly dawns on you that Taylor has reclaimed the color orange for us all.

That's a #Showgirl and a #Mastermind

A friend is at the hospital, in labor, watching this Stars game. Mere seconds after I tell her that baby better come out screaming “dispara el disco!!!!!” Mikko scores the first Stars goal of the game, beginning the ultimate revenge hat trick. Coincidence? I think not. #TexasHockey

Hot take, paywalls on election endorsements are kinda gross.

I wish I could say I was surprised, but they've been sold out to the gun lobby and willingly sacrificing kids to gun violence for decades. Why should infectious diseases be treated with any less carelessness?

Hey, Bluesky!! 👋

If I were looking to reduce my spending with Amazon (y'all know why) would replacing all of my pet related subscribe and saves with Chewy autoships be a good place to start?

"making new piles of bullshit while I ignore the existing piles of bullshit"

I need this on a t-shirt.

Agree, I’m just a nerd who likes things to tie.

Hi #TaxBS, anyone crack the code for tying the amount on a 1099-K from Ticketmaster?

As a CPA who kept meticulous records for all Dallas Stars tickets I sold last year, I can't even figure out their reported amount.

Gonna have to go for the forbidden "plug" to report my actual profit, I guess. 🤷‍♀️

The Monterrey Melt is back at Whataburger!!!!!

This is not a drill.

Jimmy Carter was a national treasure. RIP.

#RIPPresidentCarter

We are working to move as many clients as possible to Xero, since they want to be our partner, not our competition. Intuit running "Fire your CPA" ads is also not the way to win referrals from CPAs.

Well, at least it won't be a shutout. Thanks, Roope! 💚

Ngl, I watched Red, White and Royal Blue last night just to watch Texas turn blue fictionally. Maybe one day it won’t be fiction. 💙

Just a lil blue dot doing lil blue dot things in a big red state.