This is the definition of “long shot” but I have to try.
Our dog Lucy wandered off tonight around 6 pm in northeast Rochester, MN and we haven’t been able to find her. If you or someone you know are in Rochester, please ask them to keep an eye out…DM me for contract info.
They can’t be much worse for me than my normal diet is.
A peanut butter cookie treat for dogs
The chances I drink too much one night and eat at least one of these is not insignificant.
Perfect. My phone number is 311-420-6969
If I go to bed before the sports (that I have zero chance of staying awake for) start, it’s almost like I am not missing anything.
Giving Tim Heidecker infowars is the first, but not the last, instance of The People's Joker becoming real life
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a weirder gas station deal than Holiday selling Ghost energy drinks for $1 (limit 2) if you buy a fountain drink but I will certainly take advantage of it.
BREAKING: The Strokes have been murdered by the CIA.
I could beat this lightning robot in a race if I wanted to. But I don’t. Because I’m not a glory hound.
I don’t think so but I do know enough local bartenders that I can try to convince to teach it.
A community education pamphlet offering breakdancing classes.
There are many reasons why living in River Falls Wisconsin is a fine choice. For instance, are you aware we offer hip-hop and breakdancing classes?
There is a much longer video on their instagram. It’s delightful.
I am sure everyone is aware that the SUMMER OF SKA is nearly upon us but if you needed proof, here is members of Reel Big Fish attending a Reel Big Fish cover band show.
Burger King - Now Hiring Closers
What do Burger King and the Minnesota Twins have in common?
Blue heeler dog on my lap
Back at it
Lap dog no more.
I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia
Damn. It’s melted. Guess I can brave the elements and get groceries.
Blue heeler dog
Portrait of a very insistent lap dog
I’m sure it will go very well for us.
We used to have proper movie titles.
It’s snowing. I better stay home and watch movies all day. The roads might not be safe.
Hope he got PAID paid.
lol. Wanting out of New York and getting sent to the Bengals is some kind of punishment.
The whole state will be.
Might as well start engraving the Cup right now.
Eat shit Stars.
Gonna watch some sports and listen to some tunes. What a combo.
Once again, see great movies in the theater if you get a chance. It’s always worth it.
