tom of finland coffee and moomin coffee

which way western man

things change:
authors and wizards are not always to be trusted:
nobody can explain a dragon.

Free Willy With Big Naturals

Odd considering I’m pretty sure Hot sauce is also the name of one of Victoria’s dance moves at the wedding

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

That struggle of trying to be creative but also feeling so damn tired all the damn

My birthstone is existential dread.

Would have preferred amethyst but there you go..

Yes great news not only is
he trash as a person trash needless to say his books are trash too but I hope this gives non celeb kids authors a chance to have an opening!!

Hmm wonder how long it will take before David Walliams find god..

Heard those beautiful 3 little words you love to hear from your toddler ‘My bum’s raining’

Women's Institute to stop offering trans women membership The National Federation of Women's Institutes said it made the decision with “sincere regret”.

It was never gonna stop with Girl Guides.

Reminder to cancel your licenses and don't fund the bigoted BBC @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social who write garbage like "trans women - biological males who identify as women" and don't comply in advance through cowardice like the WI.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Be free guys

Me flirting

A giant paper mache eye from with a blue wool hat and white blanket

Post your favourite Lots Of The Rings Character, wrong answers only

narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what

Mood.

My face now when I remember I have two under 4s to keep alive.

A beautiful yet judgmental ginger cat sits on a cushion next to a corner of a laptop looking straight down the lens with a look that says les work more Dreamies.

#caturday So my beautiful ginger boy has crossed over the rainbow bridge. We got his ashes today. One of my fave pics of him. As he often did supervising & judging me while working from home.

Sympathies I would be (even more of) a bitch if I couldn’t down tea especially whilst poorly.

I feel your pain

Can’t stand it either. Snitches get stitches you little elf bastard.

My 2yr old sitting with their nan having a snack when they causally mention there’s a lady ghost in the living room sitting right next to them on the sofa 😮 #kids #spooky

Ughhh the everyone back from summer office weight loss talk 🙃🙃

When you organise a meeting and the room replies with acceptance

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

Omg England never make it easy but yes into the finals we go! Just hope it doesn’t go to penalties

Coworker: Guess what I did at the weekend!

Me: No.

The 'You wouldn't steal a car' meme. It reads 'you wouldn't do a mean chant about a military currently engaging in what the UN & Amnesty International have called a Genocide'