.500 isn't terrible?

I can haz death now?

I wish I wasn't always right.

Schreiber? Oh so we're giving UP giving up. #Royals

Clearly what the #Royals need is an additional Manfred man on base in each successive extra inning until they have to start one with the bases full of Manfred men.

Again, Lane Thomas is furniture not a fucking major league player. #Royals

Son of a biscuit eating bulldog #Royals

Out bitches #Royals

Erceg coming in. Hold on to your booties #Royals

More LOB than hits is that good #Royals

More LOB than hits is that good #Royals

(He got yelled at by security AND the camera man)

Oooooh ketchup is in trouuuuublllllllle (he ran on the field). #Royals

Bobby. I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. #Royals

Who? What happened? I just saw the ump walk over

Do I have any contacts that could talk Hudler into visiting a big group of nurses in the Blue Moon Tap Room on May 8th? #Royals

Hi from 238!

Baseball field

View from 238 #Royals

Yep, I'll be there!

I accept these terms!

The #Royals have won every game I've gone to this year (Opening Day), so I have a good feeling about tonight.

Weekend 2 of ST let's goooooo #Coachella

a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a house saying i can 't do anything right Alt: a cartoon of a girl standing in front of a house saying i can 't do anything right

Le sigh. It didn't take the chicken as long to cook as I thought it would, so now I'm waiting on the potatoes that I should've started at the same time as the chicken.

On the bright side, the basket I won at the school's Trivia & Auction Night included the #Royals city connect giveaway flag I wanted so badly (plus tickets and wine!).

I had to thaw it in the microwave, which took half an hour, since I had no backup plan. So dinner will be later than I like.

The chicken was still frozen. 😬

Someone come make dinner. The #Royals have given me the depressions, and I need to mope.

The #Royals are never winning again, are they?

Welp. #Royals

The commercials look fine.... it's just the game that's blurry.