Congratulations to Republican politicians and voters in Louisiana and to men’s rights activists everywhere on their triumph in Shreveport. It should’ve been you instead.

Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death PASADENA, CA–Wonderco, a Pasadena-based educational-toy manufacturer, unveiled its new Playscovery Cove Ant Village Monday, touting the ant farm as a fun, interactive way to teach children ages 5 and ...

This Onion article is very of-its-time imho ("rewards collectivism over individualism" feels way off in 2026) but that last line has stuck with me since I first read it these long years ago. theonion.com/ant-farm-tea...

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

memento guy tattoo "close your eyes when denethor is eating a tomato"

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

what more can be said

What I’ve seen mentioned most:
• underwear/ stripper/ lipstick index
• dinged-up cars
• CABBAGE
• shrinkflation
• 🏴‍☠️ media 📈

I figure next are all the predatory loan places cropping back up in storefronts of small businesses that had to close.

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Heavy is the head…

This is so funny to me. We've suffered white commentators being OBSESSED for months with this man and the "manosphere" as a weather vane for whether white men were dumping the fascist. We have been subjected to his every utterance to detect which way the wind is blowing. There's your answer.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

God, I was just thinking about how they better be using American-made steel to build the illegal ballroom that sucks

Give the Hornet logo and colors back to New Orleans, these children gotta be the Mickey Mouse Marchers next season. What a bunch of shit! Fucking time wasters. Hot air, Big Talker Brand, these fucking Ball brothers have been a waste of time ever since Stumpy went on how they were LeBron and MJ 2.0

Little bitch baby Ball only scored 2 points while the Orlando Tragic were running up the score on his home court? Fuckin’ move the team again.

Couldn’t even get higher than 21 points in rubbish time! That’s a performance to grab your ankles about.

Professor Van Helsing dealing with mounting horror that LAMELO BALL can be rearranged to spell LAME O BALL

LaMelo Ball driving home after this blowout loss

Some Irish uncle looking guy smirking at the audacity of the youth

“Buzz city killers, huh?”

It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office

FFS. Nothing takes me out of a film faster than failure to even do the most basic research. The Statue of Liberty is on an ISLAND. It is not buried in a jaunty angle in the sand.

THIS! I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS AND IT DRIVES ME UP THE WALL THAT SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T CLOCKING THIS!

Nice dissonance. Let me guess, cognitive?

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday

Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday theonion.com/oil-prices-plummet-in-bi...

Assumption Parish marquee: “LORD, EMPTY ME. FILL ME. USE ME.”

which Nine Inch Nails song is this

Lone Wolf & Cub & Judge Dredd

Jesus having beef with the fig tree is like, say what you will about Judas this, the Romans that, what got him in the end was the cross. It’s like a young Bruce Wayne getting hassled by an anonymous clown or Peter Parker choking on calamari as a kid

Two panels of a comic that fundamentalist dickhead Jack Tom Chick signed as his own when it was fellow asshole Fred Carter who actually drew them, because Chick is the Bob Kane of comic book artists, where the blasphemous version of Jesus Protestants see themselves in has his speech bubbles changed to read “born on a mountaintop Raised in a cave, trucking and fucking is all that I Crave”

I can never not read this without hearing the full song. 🎵Born on mountaintop raised in a cave
Truckin’ and fuckin’ is all that he crave
Didn’t get a fig so he cursed himself a tree
Resurrected a bear when he was only three
Jesus! Jesus Christ! He was a guy who was here. 🎵

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man