MARK: “Sloppy little touches”

ME: *Short circuits from Joke overload*

Thirsties - please take this one 😂
🙊 #askwxm @wxmthirstsection.bsky.social

Good morning. Glad you made it. We saved you a seat #askwxm

It’s Auight. Let’s just keep clapping back with goals 🤫 😉

Smudgy bong minus pisses. Pass it on

Oh. Sorry. Thought we were playing telephone 😂 #askwxm

That corner kick was so beautiful. Wow. #Thomason #askwxm and #Windass for 2 😲 let’s GOOO

a man in a star trek uniform has the words absolutely equitable below him Alt: Data, a man from star trek, says absolutely equitable

Ok. So shoving in the back is allowed… unless you’re wearing red. Got it. #askwxm

Lol. Reality at this point is farcical

Please use a trigger warning before dropping that name 🤣 Some of us are in crisis with ongoing trauma as a result of that orange thing which we do not name

We are a curious bunch, aren’t we? Lol #askwxm

Omg. That makes so much sense 🤯 bcuz it’s a block. But wind goes through it.

Also just now learned more than is necessary about the differences btwn cinder blocks and concrete blocks #askwxm

homegrail.com/cinder-block...

a man in a green shirt is pushing a little girl on a swing Alt: a man in a green shirt is pushing a little girl on a swing and gets kicked in a delicate area when the child swing pendulums back

I have to wonder, does Arthur wear a cup and if not, he should rethink that life decision #askwxm

Lost comms noooooooooo! #askwxm

a picture of a little girl jumping in the air with a caption that says when you said you 'd be ready at 6 ALT: a picture of a little girl jumping in the air with a caption that says when you said you 'd be ready at 6

Just me, running late into the comments. Truly operating on too few cylinders at this hour after over spending my energy units doing spring garden things yesterday. Believe me when I say It ain’t pretty. But I’m here, fam #askwxm

And the artists in Wrexham!! Such amazing talent clustered there!!

They claim there’s a separate pool for accessible seats..but when questioned how many of those seats r available & what the process is for identifying those ppl in ballot who need accessible seats & how they are fairly “randomly” assigned..crickets. Words v actions not aligned & no transparent audit

Love love love it!

Pink & white peach blossoms with burgundy leaves budding on a potted dwarf Georgia Peach Tree. I thought this lil tree died during the recent frosts. Everything else started growing new leaves and buds in early March, but this one was bare & looked ashy. I watered it anyway. Then 3 weeks ago, I noticed a nub. The nub turned into a bud, that turned into this fragrant blossom 🌸, which may grow to become a sweet peach 🍑

I don’t want to talk about the disappointing match. Instead, here’s a potted dwarf Georgia Peach Tree that is literally a late bloomer
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Auight look. We can’t afford this time to wait til after 1st half to get our act tgthr. 12th man- stay loud and Parky- get madder.

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Yay spring! 🌺 This year, I designed a self-feeding/watering raised keyhole garden bed (with compost basket in the middle) to make it possible for me to tend my plants within my limitations. Everything is now budding, seedlings growing strong! So excited for a fruitful summer! #askwxm

Looks like Ping pong out there in midfield #askwxm

Elbow to the face! Red card, right?? #askwxm

the great canadian baking show is being advertised on the screen Alt: A woman peering into a closed oven, waiting for food to be done

I’m salivating for this win. Although this state of being could also be triggered by the savory aroma of the quiche in my oven #askwxm

Some bits of beautiful footwork & scrappy play happening here #askwxm

Wow. We’re shook, apparently. Everybody-deep breaths. Now get precise. Yes! Yes. That was a perfect face smash #askwxm

F*cksticks. frumphf

So cool Sheri! Yay you! 😃

Samesies! Delta, Atlanta to Manchester!

Things that are thanked as often as they’re cursed #askwxm
#offsides

I had the same strange protective reaction 😂

Goalies playing tennis out there 😂 #askwxm