Wow, never expected to be questioning if ACAB includes Pierro 😳

Ok, but like, is Pierro HARD on crime?

A tweet from 2013 by @ProBirdRights saying “I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?”

Truly never fails

So how long do we think till the Artemis II crew call their first meeting to vote on the impostor?

Flerfers pulling *all* their muscles on some mental gymnastics today

I have truly negative desire to go into space, but man it must be nice for those four to not have to share a planet with Trump for a bit.

Of course Bondi’s successor is gonna be just as bad or worse! Our current administration is like an endless loop of Hexxus, replacing Krampus, replacing the Chernabog… But let’s at least enjoy one day of watching her choke on the toxic shit sandwich she made herself. We deserve at least that.

I’m gonna say I still sing this myself on a roughly weekly basis, and it hits every time 👌🏼

A screenshot of the Deep Blue Sea podcast, an underwater-themed show. It is listed as “A Spotify Original” show, under “Spotify Kids & Family”, and has cover art of aquatic animals in a cartoon style.

Thrilled to report that in the managed Spotify account I made my kids, I can easily turn on E-rated music, but there is no way to get them access to a single podcast.

Including, for example, Deep Blue Sea. A Spotify-produced podcast ✨for kids✨

Excellent design. No notes.

Easy fix if dems cant grow enough of a spine to dismantle our fascist police force: Pivot the entire thing into a service-based org dedicated to the communities they’ve been terrorizing. They’ll trip over themselves quitting *and* you can create a better org to use all that funding.

Personally, I fully believe that all this bullshit AI art is going to be like the instagram filters of this era. People are going to look back at this embarrassing garbage they generated and posted everywhere and be *mortified*. Can’t come soon enough.

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It’s actually all tops except for two bottoms. They probably figured it’d be obvious.

My children are repealing the finding that they didn’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Their hands are therefore clean and sanitary, and I can no longer suggest they not stick them in their mouths.

“Lower your expectations a lot” really saying it all, at that point 🫠

Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.

Would bet any amount of money that every scene in the movie jumps exactly as frequently as the trailer, b/c AI starts falling apart after a few seconds.

Save yourself the trouble. Don’t go see this. Not even out of morbid curiosity. Let it absolutely tank at the box office.

The fact that he’s a Texas boy who doesn’t speak a lick of Russian might be be just a smidge less impressive than DAT ASS 👌🏼

Is that the cameraman’s lovely voice I hear? 😜

I mean sure, abolish ICE as a starting point, but we also need to reckon with the fact that we live in a two-party system of:

- literal soulless fascists, or
- milquetoast diet fascism

But also, imagine these trigger-happy, racist, xenophobic goons cosplaying as the big, manly men they want so desperately to be, and their big moments are constantly brutalizing women or arresting a 5yo child.

Like, my rage is always a little tempered by what giant fucking losers these guys are.

I cannot stop thinking about these children they are kidnapping and dragging across state lines, alone, terrified, surrounded by faceless thugs with guns, thrown in centers designed to break and dehumanize us.

It feels absolutely insane that we’re supposed to just carry on with our lives right now

Recently, our 6yo went with two friends to our local zoo’s nighttime “light-up” event. One of her friends ran a bit ahead of the group and got “lost” for probably 30sec. We’ve been hearing that friend bring it up for *weeks* because she felt so scared and alone for under a minute at a loved event.

Democrats were overheard calling fabric shops to ask if anyone could make them kente cloths with the Constitution screen-printed on them…

If you are too rude about my invasion of your state with my fake ass but definitely also heavily armed non-troop troops, I will then try to invade you with troop-troops; I am a president, somehow

Republicans: The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Democrats: The beatings are actively being investigated, pls remain calm while we find a way forward. Sorry bout your face, but they’re looking for a reaction! Don’t take the bait!

Democrats claiming “Abolish ICE” is going too far while Republicans are out here straight hawking Nazi slogans left and right is… truly a choice

Ep 4 of Heated Rivalry got all the lesbians out here like

I’m so sorry, Tal. “Expected” isn’t the same as “easy”, and you deserved so much better than that response.

Annette Benning and Julianne Moore as Nic and Jules in The Kids Are All Right, sitting on a couch.

Heated Rivalry got all the lesbians out here like