I saw something so gross on Instagram that I can never go back. Goodbye forever, Instagram.

id love to relax but my brain
just keeps opening more tabs

You're telling me Hamnet isn't an animated movie about a futuristic race of pigs who develop a vast, sentient computer network called H.U.M.A.N. that turns on them and eventually slaughters them for food but then discovers they're living in a simulation of our universe? I'm supposed to believe that?

This is the energy I hope I bring to the office:

Wilbur: wow Charlotte must have written something really nice about me for all these people to be so excited. Maybe about how I’m handsome or a good friend
Charlotte’s web: SOME PIG

I'm sorry that I haven't been introducing impeachment articles in the house. my bad. didn't realize it was my job

Opening a business: really expensive. Running a business: also expensive. Closing a business: wild, but also really expensive! And due to a paperwork hiccup we haven’t actually existed since 2024. Gonna go have a lunch margarita about it.

what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"

My daughter at the dentist: Yes, well my Papa left us today.
Hygienist eyes go wide.
Me: He left on a *business trip* & will be home Friday.
Christ almighty

I like how this describes both Daylight Savings Time and also everything about America.

if the US government logs these trees at the rate / quantity they're proposing, we'll lose one of the last old-growth forests. there's no coming back from that. if you have five minutes to leave a comment pushing back against the BLM, please do; there's a guide to that below.

Picture is Garak the Cardassian tailor/spy from Deep Space 9. "Look all I'm saying is Garak would have this Epstein list taken care of by now."

🤷‍♀️🖖

@thesomanybees.bsky.social a little guy!

enough emails. stop it

There are three newsletters I would LOVE to pay to subscribe to, but I’m waiting until they switch from substack.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

I WANT THE WORLD TO BE BETTER!

The calendar for the first three months of 2026, with today, Saturday, January 31, highlighted. February begins on Sunday and lasts for exactly four weeks, ending on Saturday.

We have a perfect Rectangular February coming up, first time we’ve had one since 2015

Maybe this is what finally closes the loop and fixes the world

Well, it’s Imbolc: time to vacuum the cat hair off the walls.

Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.

THE ONLY DANGEROUS MINORITY IS THE RICH

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

So tired, I almost just threw some Cascade I spilled over my left shoulder.

Armageddon pretty tired of this End of the World

Drawing of the artist in a sweater at a desk, scowling at an empty sketchbook page. TEXT: “Maybe the REAL problem is I don’t have the right system of little notebooks…”

2-minute comic

I am so glad you are enjoying it!!

I need everyone to know that last I noticed (working at a college in 2017, planning spring concert), Vanilla Ice’s performance fee was $2500.

If 2025 didn't stop you nothing will