I asked my 13 year old son what hogwarts house he would be in and he slid his hand up his ass crack and slapped me in the face with it

And remember that Chie is on duty

it's so funny that the cells in your body know what to do with rotisserie chicken when you eat it. then again, when i see rotisserie chicken at the grocery i also know what to do with it. maybe what i think is knowledge is those hungry cells whispering chicken dreams to my mind's ear

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

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Happy 4/20 everyone

I am sorry to inform you that this appears to be real

Staying indoors today (marijuana berzerker day) for my safety. Suggest you do the same.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

I love it when I read a review of a sex club by a guy using his business account

this is freak btw

My fav character is the scared Jester waiting in line

Today my son challenged me to hand to hand combat for dominion over our household

I always hoped this day would come but I just wish it wasn’t so soon. At 3 years old there’s just no way he’ll be prepared for my decades of capoeira training

Im just happy that today he’ll learn a valuable lesson

sorry no. that’s the Mandela Effect

Freak and young

Moon Child Windows game : Team Hoi : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive Moon Child is a platform action game released in 1997 on CD-ROM for Windows 95/98, created by Team Hoi, existing of Reinier van Vliet (game design and...

I decided to re-register an account to enjoy the memes of our 1990s #MoonChild game. 😁👍

I designed Hoi and Moon Child. Reinier van Vliet coded it, and Ramon Braumuller made the soundtrack.

Play Moon Child online:
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Moon Child Archive:
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Definitely not me trying to get employed again 😥

Blurry picture (real) of a horse floating through the air

on my way to get a second ice coffee

maybe if i push the buttons on my keyboard in just the right order then everything will turn out okay

Ideal relationship dynamic

ojousama shantotto is in ff14 now cs3 are back on top sub count to the stars

Boomer tips for getting rich

1. Pack your own lunch
2. Live within your means
3. Take less vacations
4. Buy a 4,000-square foot mansion in an affluent community for $37

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I saw someone on here arguing the other day that you don’t own a book, you only own a license to the book and the book itself is a token of the license. I assure you, I own my books. I can lend them out. I can read them aloud to my child. I can sell them to other people. I can hit you with them

This ugly son of a bitch is the beginning of a new and excitingly different story. And basically, you have the power to be his friend. How? Just read this true story Meme shitpost about Moon Child on the Amiga and PC

Is the site back? Can I post about Moon Child again?

From the depths of boy’s chat: gyro MILF repost, perhaps a constantly recurring image that made me Like This

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

coffee no affect me

This is a fact

Does he look dumb to you??

been instructed not to call the baby “oomf”

Gohan is short for Goldie Hawn