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Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii πŸ˜‡ okayπŸ™ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. πŸ₯Ί and if I don't protect you, I will get:  #fired! 🫒 and that is No Good πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ hahaaa So. πŸ™ I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out:  Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! πŸ˜† There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii πŸ˜‡ okayπŸ™ so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. πŸ₯Ί and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫒 and that is No Good πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ hahaaa So. πŸ™ I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! πŸ˜† There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🀨 Whaaat? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. πŸ™ I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🀨 Whaaat? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. πŸ™ I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

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Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say β€œsecret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

Secret of mana cover photoshopped to say β€œsecret of nana” and has added a photo of a shushing nana

2 months ago 4910 1467 24 22

is joke

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

they made gay sex woke

2 months ago 25 9 1 1

i need to retract my previous statement. it was wrong of me to say "the greeks can eat my dick". it was offensive and inappropriate. only my boyfriene eats my dick.

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

just ate a lemon

2 months ago 2 2 1 0

i am only about halfway, but so far season 3 of the mandalorian seems like some executive said "we think audiences would like to see less of pedro pascal". wrong! i want him in my mouth

3 months ago 3 1 1 0
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i've ridden in a one horse open sleigh and it SUCKS! it is not "oh what fun" at all! pretend i made this tweet like a week ago. also i've never actually done that

3 months ago 3 1 0 0

woke up early and was bored so i decided to do some Arena limited EV calculations

for all of these, i'm going to assume you're paying entry fee in gems, with EV units in $ - the conversion rate i'm using is 200 gems = $1 (because you can buy 20k gems for $100)

i employed heavy use of WolframAlpha

3 months ago 35 6 2 1

i think i could still use the 39.95 one

4 months ago 1 0 1 0
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today i can finally drink out of these coffee mugs that i have inexplicably already owned for several years

4 months ago 4 1 2 0

i had underestimated the extent to which riot games wanted me, specifically, to play their new fighting game.

6 months ago 5 0 1 0
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πŸ“°TEEMO ANNOUNCED FOR 2XKO!
He will be joining the roster in the Early Access on October 7th!

6 months ago 55 9 1 7

its AOL instant messenger so its certainly not recent lol

9 months ago 2 1 0 0
so there's this uh, well it's considered a legend really. basically whenever a roman did something really good they were awarded a triumph. it was like a combination parade in your honor and medal and key to the city sort of deal, impossibly prestigious. but, according to legend, one element of the triumph was to have a slave stationed behind the pedestal you are paraded around on, constantly whispering "all glory is fleeting". i'm like that but i say "your dick is small"

so there's this uh, well it's considered a legend really. basically whenever a roman did something really good they were awarded a triumph. it was like a combination parade in your honor and medal and key to the city sort of deal, impossibly prestigious. but, according to legend, one element of the triumph was to have a slave stationed behind the pedestal you are paraded around on, constantly whispering "all glory is fleeting". i'm like that but i say "your dick is small"

found this on my work pc while looking for, let's say work. happy birthday @coolcab.bsky.social thanks for always keeping me honest

9 months ago 5 2 1 0

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad βš”οΈ

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Reddit user sunnyd843 writes: im high rn and i had a vision of a balatro tarot that would "enhance up to 2 cards to be gay" and they wouldn't change at all visually or mechanically but you'd know they're gay now though

Reddit user sunnyd843 writes: im high rn and i had a vision of a balatro tarot that would "enhance up to 2 cards to be gay" and they wouldn't change at all visually or mechanically but you'd know they're gay now though

The Balatro subreddit is one of my favorite places on the internet

10 months ago 2733 914 8 11
galios shield of durand. grant an ally +0/+3.

heros horn: draw a champion

stormcalling: manifest a titanic unit and summon 2 sigils of the storm

galios shield of durand. grant an ally +0/+3. heros horn: draw a champion stormcalling: manifest a titanic unit and summon 2 sigils of the storm

funny infinite for the last day of the titan event. modifiers make galio champion spell free, and the heroes horn gets you another galio from the deck, which becomes his champ spell which is free which etc.

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

theyre hard

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

i think over half my nautilus adventures have had twisted fate as the support champion. i don't know how i keep getting him, but all his cards are very good for naut so i'm happy to keep picking him

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
each time i attack strike, swap me with the ally to my right, then recall it

each time i attack strike, swap me with the ally to my right, then recall it

I CANNOT BE STOPPED

I CANNOT BE STOPPED

first time i've had this interaction come up: if you attack with level 2 ahri to the left and level 2 elder dragon to the right, ahri's ability doesn't bounce elder dragon. that would count as being stopped, i guess. and he cannot be stopped.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
deep and i am a sea monster

deep and i am a sea monster

deep and i am a sea monster

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

the titans of runeterra event is cool so far. playing flashy expensive cards is usually pretty bad in LoR, so it's neat they made a mode where that stuff is a bit more viable.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

oh yeah thats a good one

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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alright cool, successfully got the LoR monthly challenge done the first day of the month. and i didn't lose any runs this time so i think this is locked in at 48th place if i understand how this scoring works

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

i should never equip found fortune to a champion, i always draft a card that messes it up at the first possible opportunity

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
Black bunny and brown/white bunny pushing a red treat ball. The ball is blurry in motion.

Black bunny and brown/white bunny pushing a red treat ball. The ball is blurry in motion.

Black bunny and brown/white bunny pushing a red treat ball. The image is blurry in motion.

Black bunny and brown/white bunny pushing a red treat ball. The image is blurry in motion.

ORB

1 year ago 73 4 1 0

hold up, forget what i was gonna say, this would slap

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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my family is dead & he is pogging

1 year ago 184 12 4 0
A screenshot from a Granblue Fantasy raid, with an error code reading:

Error Code B-001-09009
Network Error

A screenshot from a Granblue Fantasy raid, with an error code reading: Error Code B-001-09009 Network Error

"You should play Granblue Fantasy, the gameplay is fire"
The gameplay:

1 year ago 34 10 2 0