Posts by The Packer Ranter
The key to this site is to be weirder. If you think you are being weird enough, just be slightly weirder.
Someone do a mock draft where the picks are all bad fits.
Frequent flyer miles.
At happy hour asking this to every person sitting at the bar at Sidelines Sports Bar and Grill.
(No apostrophe. Apparently, it’s multiple sidelines, not possessive.)
I’ll bite.
What’s “the draft”?
can’t wait for the nfl’s replacement refs
AJ Dillonass robot
There is exactly one (1) photo of us on The Other Site. It’s from when we ran into Bart Starr in the Pro Shop.
No way. Don’t believe it. There’s no way he can ride a buffalo.
what the hell are you saying?!?!
Mike cooked here. Brought the damn house down.
Greatest press conference answer ever.
When you don’t have a first round pick
“What is the feeling around here the first night of the draft?”
“First night of the draft? I thought that was tomorrow…no?”
“…”
“That’s what it’s like.”
Funny Power Rankings
1) “Stylish” (correct, @pugsallover.bsky.social)
2) $84.99
3) “Sherpa lined”
4) Crocs in an existential sense
I’m not sure what the funniest part about this is.
So you’re telling me the band, Goose, found another band named Goose, and they formed a supergroup?
They should get Kurt Russell.
Great title. Got me to read. Did not explain the hamburger vs hot dog.
Follow-up question: “Yeah, no, that’s right, but, like, how do the BROWNS do it?”
I’m out on this.
Ted is just not a wide receiver name.
They couldn’t even find that in the first round. 😬
Can’t have comments like this. Not weird enough. I forgot I’m trying to be more weird #onhere.
You must be the weird you want to see in the Bluesky.
My medium-temp take is that Wicks’ potential production in 2026 was worth more than the potential of a 2026 or 2027 draft pick.
I don’t care if they weren’t keeping him past this year or not.