walker told me I have aids YouTube video by bill billings

In honor of Chuck Norris' passing, here is the all-time best segment from Conan's LATE NIGHT series of out-of-context WALKER, TEXAS RANGER clips. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2_S...

It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

@thepressbox.bsky.social I’m sure I’m not the first to send this. But Limp Bizkit and Olivia Nuzzi seems like it’s tailor made for the Press Box.

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

@thepressbox.bsky.social A very regrettable political piss test.

There are only three political positions in America today

1) I like the fascism

2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc)

3) I oppose the fascism

The rest is details

Buster

Just got drafted

We really need some laws to make sure that if you’re wearing glasses that record video everyone knows it. Legally mandate that if you’re wearing smart glasses you also have to wear a cap with a propeller on it

Me too. We’re saved, but I’ll still probably get a blaster to the heart to tie up loose ends.

Op-Ed: You Don’t Get To Burn It Down If You’ve Never Built A Damn Thing Let me be unequivocal: I believe in Palestinian freedom. I believe in Jewish safety. I believe the occupation must end.

"The legacies of radical thought are not yours to cosplay.

We’ve buried mentors and friends who gave everything to this work. They held coalitions together across race, religion, class, and creed... They did not sacrifice so you could embrace nihilism."

Incredible, by @bulldogshadow.bsky.social.

I have always liked Jennifer Coolidge. And I will admit that I chuckled the first time I heard her call him Dwayne Jetski. But since then, it’s been progressively more painful - and the parachute pants ad is even worse. And the Bibberty guy drives me insane. Great choices from the US side.

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

They’re eating the logs.

thank you all for your concern about The Three Stooges reboot. rest assured that we will take care to depict Moe's violence towards his "friends" not as a matter of comedy but as the acts of an abusive manipulator who will face consequences for his deeds

Surprise! DOGE’s Hunt for Social Security Fraud Ends in Total Bust Elon Musk and his DOGE minions wrecked the Social Security Administration for no reason at all.

After months of baseless claims about “extreme levels of fraud” within Social Security, Musk's DOGE has found only 2 likely fraudulent claims out of over 110,000—that makes it a rate of .0018%.

So DOGE found virtually no fraud and made an integral American system less efficient.

That is an amazing headline.

@thepressbox.bsky.social At this point, 90% of my feed is just going to be me sending Media Piss Test emails to The Press Box.

Who are these people who would rather talk to Country Girl than Sloppy Mustard Man? At least he has a backstory.

the first administration had a lot of dumbshits, but this time around, the administration is staffed *entirely* by people who whom would drown in a rainstorm if you told them to look up

The Cubs opened a portal to hell in 2016, therefore it becomes the spiritual duty of a Cubs fan to close it as Pope

Maybe the children will have 2 dolls instead of 30 and maybe the dolls will cost a couple bucks more

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

“There’s an art to it” unlike, you know, actual art. Which apparently can be seamlessly produced by algorithms.

Park Road Books in Charlotte, NC
Also appreciate the callouts for Malaprop’s (Asheville) and Left Bank Books (STL)

5 point night for Fowler. A curb-stomping.

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

How is this not an ONN