When one door closes another mouth opens

Does smoking weed out of a bong make anyone else’s eyes wicked dry?

Accidentally left my
Lip gloss on my desk…miss it

self soothing by scrolling through felix’s tiktok profile

Oh to be a shirtless drummer with chest hair, that’s the true dream.

Shaking in my gogo boots bout to go see Austin powers on the big screen

Thank god I’m a kindergarten teacher, this depressive episode is kicking my ass, but the hours I’m at work it feels a little lighter

Practiced my mug for gay little Monkey again and I fear he is about to born.

i haven’t seen any info come across my tl so here’s some info on local cooling areas for the heatwave this weekend!!! 🔗 to a full map >>> data.cityofchicago.org/Health-Human...

As someone that grew up in New Hampshire and has spent 8 years ridding myself of said accent. I understand 🥲

Why do baby’s smell like yogurt like 70% of the time???? Like I know they can’t be eating that much yogurt

It’s mine and Judy garlands birthday today <3

Saved this meme and 15 minutes later I matched with non-binary bear trade on Tinder 🥰

I still have my favorite vintage lamp at my mom’s how’s from that. It was damn near a holiday for us hahah

Feels kinda David Lynchy with the shadows

Sending you extra luck!! You got this <3

Lovers passing in the night.
@kodapendants.bsky.social

Riding the high of a girl thinking my silly ass wig was my hair for the rest of the night. 😇

Omg the eyebrow piercing detail ahhh!!! 🫣💖💖💖

getting the aux and immediately putting on Laura Palmer’s Theme

Okay OkY I’m nodding, that’s how I got myself to enjoy wicked tbh. I was like for now I will wipe all the good I know of theater and watch this as a new movie. lol it helps

Do you mean like as a stand alone movie or like a good representation of cats the musical?

I don’t feel like myself, and idk what changed

Need to admit I love the never ending story 2 and grease 2. 😔 they get dunked on a lot. But I think they’re great and valid

And trust I will be taking a bath. 2-7 times a week.

Bruh my nipples STAY hard idk what to tell you 🤷‍♂️

No mono, no strep, no Covid, no peace of mind

Love these fur babies 🐾🩵

@spadeslick.bsky.social @lovelybedhead.bsky.social @kewpieboy.bsky.social

Day was already bad with a flair up and I saw that godamn ai photo of a horse throwing up. Fuck off.