I always got confused after March and May because they start so similar, so I never made it that far 😭

I love how this doesn't work in any date format.

There's no 30th of February, and there's no 2nd of... Trigintuary.

I feel like this is the correct way :3c

That's something I've often heard praised about it.

I've been going through all the old ones over the last year and a bit, and honestly they've all been good so far.

I would like everything in life to stop exploding around me, please.

People. It's just people causing problems, again and again and again. I'm generally very chill and thus quite resistant to a lot of it, but there's only so much a cat can take.

This really is so true.

I had an ulcer in my eye once, and I never appreciated just how nice it is to be able to blink and to close my eyes until then XD

Maybe it's the autism in me but these are actually some of my favourite things.

How it feels both inside and outside is honestly the biggest thing I look for. It's why I don't like cloth backed/hybrid, or hook and loop tapes.

I prefer plain white, but I still take printed if it does those better.

What I would like to be doing: Final Fantasy V

I started it the other day and it was really cool.

What I'm actually doing: Heckin... Job.

At least they seem to be making good changes.

... Or do I only think they're good changes because that's what I've been made to think

Not pictured: what my phone originally wanted that sentence to be. "A bruise is just a terrorist"

If you think about it, a bruise is just a temporary tattoo.

This must have spooked me because I literally filled my diaper while reading it 😂

Well heck 😵‍💫

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... Is there a name for a collection of pregnant women? A gaggle of pregnant women? A murder of pregnant women?

On second thought, maybe not that last one.

My job makes me feel like I need to find a group of nine pregnant women just to prove a point.

It has been such a week that I was bewildered to notice it's now Thursday.

I think I need a lot of time off. Maybe like a year. Or five.

Well heck 😳

Time to start having all my showers in diapers :3

I don't have conscious control over what I'm writing right now :3

Thank goodness it's Friday

Wait no it's Monday, HECK