EAT THE RICH

Silence shouldn’t be the standard; resistance should.

The crying jag Republicans are on about Dems using Republican strategy against them is so fucking delicious.

I love my lizard wife I found at the docks

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

pulled up to the monastery with some absolutely heretical questions

If you think being anti-Netanyahu is antisemitism then you're fucking dumb as shit

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

I wonder if Darwin would have guessed that the species best adapted to today’s world is the village idiot.

Bluesky illiteracy is the inability to read sarcasm.

Let's make this slaughterhouse, a slaughterHOME.

When I was younger my parents sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I cried and wanted to meet my real parents. They told me that they were my real parents, but the new ones would be here to get me soon.

Trying to reduce my scream time this week.

the count and the woods

🖤

The entire Epstein regime needs to go to prison for life

In Virginia we have a special election which triggers the brains of those on the right who have previously attempted to de-citizenize people who just really need to go pee.

People say they hate partisan politics. Not me. I love to hate toilet cops. Defiantly so. Proud. Especially on Election Day.

If I let you merge in traffic and you don’t do a wave of thanks, I will follow you home and make you cook me a nice pot roast.

If only the Mango ShitGibbon’s head was in the hat.

Not ok.

Donate to California Hunger Action Day 2026 Join me in donating to Alameda County Community Food Bank and ensuring everyone has nourishing food on the table.

Bunch of SNAP got cancelled this month. Just threw a few bucks at Alameda county food bank give.accfb.org/campaign/787...

it’s so cool how all of us can go into the bathroom with you like this

When stillness feels more intense than screaming.

If Trump is gone before I wake, I pray to God the news ain't fake...

Hear me out, a drive-thru sperm bank called 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦, 𝘌𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘎𝘰.

Since my back is feeling better, today I woke up and chose violence.

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
What a stupid quote. I'm killing way more than two people, idiot

My favorite part of Star Wars was when Ripley would give a hysterical guy the Vulcan pinch thingy

Billie Holiday singing "Strange Fruit" in 1947. The song became one of her biggest hits. Photo credit: Library of Congress.

#ResistanceRoots

Today in history, 1939: Billie Holiday first records “Strange Fruit” for the independent label Commodore Records. The song, which protests the lynching of Black Americans, became her biggest-selling record and a definitive anthem of the Civil Rights Movement. /1

Demons? Joints? AND lesbians? It's a great fucking day on bsky