Who else likes monster?

Targeting a certain ml volume of loads stored (i.e. frozen) by a deadline. Falcon tubes in a ziploc are good for tracking quantity; don’t bother trying to put a tally on the labels with a sharpie as freezing or condensation will wipe it off.

…no reason 😶

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4. Rubber / leather / lycra / sportswear / other?

All of the above?
Seriously tho: leather/biker gear does a Lot for me, blame Tom of Finland/The Mummy/Tron Legacy. Mild superhero kink so lycra’s 🔥 also.
Did a rubber event in borrowed gear & would gladly more; I get too hot so sportswear/mesh is ❤️‍🔥

3. Do you consider any pieces of media formative to your kink identity?

Took some thinking, I don’t/haven’t typically consumed a lot of actual porn.
Thanks to Topher: Les Chansons d’Amour and Shortbus for attitude.
@ruskertweets’ Sea Salt and @biglutris. And uuh… Tumblr, metabods, CYOC, $fanfic 🤐

You should see the others 😏
Still working on properly taking all of it tho; goals for the next month or so 🫡

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2. Do any people from your everyday life know about your kinky side?

Couple of local/remote fwbs (including @emsedonyk.bsky.social) have a pretty good idea 😇

Plus an innocent local friend did a NYE quiz question: ‘most indulgent 2025 luxury purchase’; ofc mine was the Spike 105 from Manc Pride 🙊

1. On the spectrum from submissive to dominant how do you currently define yourself?

Broadly switch but definitely sub-leaning in most matchups lately. If anyone has tips for confidently domming guys that are taller and stronger than you I’m all ears 😏

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Been meaning to do this for a while, too — and aware I have some .ngl answers to catch up on!

Absolutely feral today - anyone want to help me out? 🍆💦

#bwc #uncut #humpday #ginger

A man with pierced nipples wearing a pair of black mesh ‘Jockmail’ briefs, and a black necklace and bracelets

One friend said I should buy these, and another said I should post ‘em. I’m easily persuaded 😇

Workday break between meetings.

Ever feel like one of those orc peons from Warcraft? Going to town on it but you just keep thinking “Work, Work” over and over. That’s some late-stage capitalism gooning..

That sure was a fun experience I never wanna do that shit again

Per my last post: I want fat asses on my cock and face 🥵

NGL question: You’re a very handsome guy, what are you into the most?

That’s kind of a big question. 💣
Mostly more into guys and mostly more into skill or dedication — gym’s a visible sign of that but a good dancer or artist will have me 🥵
In the bedroom* I’m largely vers and adventurous, and possibly a mite kinkier yet than I’ve let on so far ; P

*mostly

…but those largely seem approaching-mainstream now? Maybe I move in the right circles. So nerdiest *could* be: memorising origami, poetry, and pi 🤓

NGL question: What are your nerdiest interests?

All perspective, right? Big into boardgames and sci-fi/fantasy, have a surprisingly large
Magic the Gathering collection. Nerdiest gaming interest is an on-off dalliance with World of Warcraft since launch. And I’m literally mid-D&D session as I write this… 🫣

It’s been a busy year — in the last 14 months I’ve gone from nothing to 3.2mm in both nipples and septum, & 10mm PA. Aiming to move up one more gauge in each Soon™ (tho possibly on a temporary basis!). No other piercings planned, just starting to consider other mods/tattoos… 🙊

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Not sure why I didn’t do this sooner; I love answering questions almost as much as asking them 😁

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Yah, tho in my personal definition has to have n>=5, otherwise it’s ‘just’ a threesome/foursome. Gimme ‘til the end of the month 😉

New bucket list item I guess: get gangbanged in a hot tub at a clothing optional gay resort 😉

New bucket list item I guess: get gangbanged in a hot tub at a clothing optional gay resort 😉

wait; tear-ducts? 🤔

Once again will be in Manchester for the coming week — anything besides Gaga and the half marathon I should seek out? 🏃‍♂️

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A mirror selfie showing a torso with two thick nipple piercings

Documenting further upgrades: all changed for a thicker gauge in this past month, tho aside from the septum they look suspiciously similar 🥸