Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

A can with an image of spare ribs on it is held up by grilling tools above a grill covered in bbq ribs, in the middle of an empty black void

Armour Spareribs in a Can (1963-1965): 2.5 pounds of fully cooked, smoked, and sauced St. Louis-cut spare ribs, sealed up in a can.

It is with great sadness that the WIZARDS team must announce the passing of our dear friend and co-host, @williambwest.bsky.social this weekend. Will was a loving father, husband and devoted son, with many friends and fans who mourn along with his loved ones. He will never be forgotten.

Damnit! What shock and shame. He will be missed.

Will’s old longtime profile pic, which was always a silly joy to see pop up. Gosh he may have been the first person I interacted with after a terrible event occurred in my family. https://westweekever.com is his blog. Check it out if you want.

William B. West had a love for pop culture that ran deeper than most, and fun opinions on all of it.

It is with great appreciation that I got to goof off with him online and once in person over the past 15 years.

It is a cruelty to lose him.

Love to those closest and hurting most.

Honestly, amazing flick. Stevenson's acting like he's in a real movie while everyone else is doing a psychotic R-Rated DICK TRACY with a nu-metal soundtrack.

...when Stevenson rasps with a note perfect mixture of bitterness, sadness and barely contained rage "Sometimes I wish I could get my hands on God."

R.I.P. Titus Pullo, you were one of the greats.

Speaking of live action versions of The Punisher, I always find it wild that PUNISHER: WAR ZONE, a hilariously trashy and stupidly over the top movie (complentary) has straight up the best line reading of any screen version of the character...

Custom Super Nintendo console with a cartoon character in a suit painted on a blue surface. Two yellow controllers are placed nearby on a reflective black surface.

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

This is your fault.

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

"I don't even want to be around anymore."

well if no one else is gonna do it

legitimately horrified of the thought of squaring that in my mind

also kind of wish I was doing something else

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Suddenly have an idea for an awesome road trip movie

Crystal Ball extorts him for a better office by convincing him that he'll just hypnotize anyone on staff that figures it out. CC never realized that his powers were a sham to begin with.

"Overlord": Old Ragface was a piece of sssssshit, eh?
Ripper: Too roight mate, 'e was a wankah!
"Overlord": HOW DARE YOOOOUUUU

"Overlord": Ssssso, that COBRA Commander ssssure ssssssucks, eh?
Baroness (sotto voce, to the rest of COBRA High Command) let him have this

What if Overlord is just COBRA Commander playing "Undercover Boss" to tidy up any disloyal COBRAs after the Serpentor mess? Overlord's "Disgruntled former Crimson Guardsman" backstory could be the Commander taking the piss outta Fred VII

12 years ago says da web

"The Minuteman Mega Silo playset comes with Fishbelly Pallor and Tightly Wound figures, along with realistic launch keys and materials for a correspondence course in accounting!"

That one goes for a lot on the collector's market because they pulled it off the shelves. Too many kids got catastrophically injured when they lost the wrench accessory down in the missile body.

Secret Platinum Elite GI Joe toy from a lost era: the Joes’ nuclear missile sub that spent all its time submerged, providing a nuclear deterrent against Cobra. Run entirely by one guy (exclusive figure included) who slowly went insane out there, alone under the sea

The whole series, as a sequel to Connections, is worth a rewatch, but the scene at 46:24 youtu.be/oQb6cMUIgEk?...

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Rust Cohle (actor Matthew McConaughey) from the tv show “True Detective” aggressive taking a drag a cigarette in shocked contemplation.

Me in 2026 after concluding a rewatch of James Burke’s “The Day the Universe Changed” (1984).

That coda in the final 3:30 minutes…

A lite brite with a green and purple mooninite flipping you off with the words 1/31/07 NEVER FORGET

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Tanking personal psychic damage because I pass the basic aesthetics of a fellow narrowminded traveler is at least useful for outing power-hiders at work.