"That was Manfred Spam with their latest racket "Tinder Surprise"

"Its a yes, from me"

Don't remember that one.

Was it a b-side?

Beat It?

Then again, have you seen how expensive Spam is these days?

At this stage, even AI thinks he's looped.

They're all fannys these days, but thats a red

Lovely boy.

etc

Ahem.

Its times like this im actually glad im in work, watching on my phone.

And I fucking hate work.

Looking forward to Frimpong coming on up front "for pace"

Just like the PSG line up

Fuck it.

This has shite written all over it

Joe Cole.

Always think of the TTWAR description of him looking like a "perpetually parched labrador"

Seems like another sound reason not to watch the unfunny beaut.

Mad how Brighton dont usually look this shite

The result being the only decent thing

Ah man, hope yer Mrs knee gets better.

And you know me, owt for a cheap flight.

Should do a book called "Around The World In 80 Quid"

What's happened now?

Ive another 3 in the bag for this year

Zombie Flesh Eaters

Morning, Reds

Just said this to the Utd Mrs.

Can't hang onto a lead

Oddly, the last word was omitted from my post.

*stupid names, it should've read

Think the only way I could get into golf, is if I had an obsession with stupid names.

Ay carrumba!

Ive no idea what any of this means.

I'm 53

It's a telling skill, to be able to shoehorn latent racism into any subject.

Viz 355

My wife disapproves of this take.