The internet is saying that gingers are black people and I am not going to question it. In fact my only question is…does that mean I can come to the cookout now? Cause it smells 🔥🔥🔥 and the food of my people sucks.

I love hearing people from the south say Pedro Pascal’s name out loud. They say it with the same cadence as they say Pecan Pie. Adorable. Say it again.

Smoke & Ashes

That whole premise is ridiculous because it’s illegal for non-citizens to vote in federal elections. There was no way for her to stand up for herself, but people will still blame her. There’s no critical thinking skills on that side.

The way people are attacking Chappell Roan right now is at least half the reason kids end up in the system. We attack anyone who is honest about how difficult it is and how much it can affect your mental health to the point that most women are absolutely not prepared for motherhood.

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My time has come.

Why does every single app have to have DMs?? This is too many modes of communication to have to monitor. I can’t do it.

republicans: fyi we are bombing france for being too gay and lead poisoning is now mandatory

democrats: yeah? well prepare yourselves for several strongly worded haikus

*walks into traffic*

I don’t even watch true crime and I’m also 90% sure I am straight but the tik toks discussing the fbi agent in the Gabby Petito case have me questioning a lot of my preferences

Front-facing camera selfie of a slender pale white woman with long red hair, blue eyes, and grey oversized square-oval glasses wearing a mauve sweater.

My looks and my personality do not match in the slightest. I’m like the pretty sparkly Disney-Pixar omen of horror and death.

So do you think we are going to do a revolution now or are we all just going to trade memes as society crumbles?

Elpheba’s crooked, coned, and pointed black hat; silhouetted and backlit; sat atop a steaming puddle of water on a stone floor in front of a large round window; bearing remarkable resemblance in shape only to the sorting hat from Harry Potter

I saw someone say that they had been saving up to have their sorting hat tattoo covered but now they’re using the money to have it redesigned and this makes me so happy.

The inauguration is obviously on the 20th of the month because Big Media knows that everyone runs out of free news articles by the 5th.

Wait they took away thirst traps? Why can’t we have just one non-puritanical social media app?

Sorry I’m late. I got here 20 minutes early but the playlist wouldn’t stop playing the top tier songs so I couldn’t get out of the car.

I don’t care what Jesus would do I wanna do what the Mad Hatter would do.

I’ve decided to become an influencer and do videos of how to lose weight as a busy single mom with a lot of kids and it’s just going to be videos of all the times that day that I got distracted with kid stuff when I was meant to be eating and screenshots of my bank account.

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

I think it’s fine to tell the barista “you too” after she says “enjoy your coffee”

She’s surrounded by coffee all day. Enjoy that!

[Me as a boxing commentator]

Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.

"ugh I can't believe there's porn and OF whores here already!"

Girl, we've been here since you needed a code to even join this site, you just joined this week

Social media is my only advertising tool for OF.

Since there's not an algorithm here to push popular posts, it's up to reskeets to get content out.

If you're comfortable reskeeting NSFW content, the support would be world changing. 🫶🏻

Leaving Twitter is a big risk in this sense.

Blonde three-year-old girl in a beige and white vertically striped dress facing away from the camera in ankle-deep ocean water walks determinedly further into the ocean towards the waves

Or I could work on getting behind the camera again. Capture what beauty is left in the world before it’s all gone.

Can y’all help me connect with other SWer moms of teens? I have been on hiatus from my OF because I now have two teens and I am clueless on how to navigate it.

So the white guy that everyone hated won the fight?

That seems to be the theme lately 😑

J.K. Rowling @swordsjew •1h Just want to say TERFs were the real Dementors all along. Sorry for being such a hateful weirdo, we all make mistakes, trans rights forever @ 311 せ4,118 25.7K Ill 736K .. 企 J.K. Rowling @@swordsjew •1h Also, the goblins were antisemitic stereotypes, sorry for that. "Alohomora" to a new worldview! Also, Grindelwald was a bottom 9 17 381 く 5,830 ill 133K L J.K. Rowling & @swordsjew •1h Terry Pratchett is superior to me in every way. Did I mention I uncritically support trans rights now and forever? @ 13 476 5,376 Ill 116K 企 J.K. Rowling @swordsjew •1h Read another book!!!!!!!!!! One that doesn't feature a race of grateful slaves ideally 1) 313 4,438 j.K. Rowling@@swordsjew.1h Happy #TransDayOfVisbility to my comrades here in the UK and across the water, womanhood is an inclusive and capacious category and I want everyone to see themselves as they wish to be! I say "expelliarmus" to hatemongers!

i went out atop my shield, flaming arrows adorned the funeral boat

Thank you. It wasn’t a fun time and I’ll need more surgery to prevent t it happening again but I’m going much better. :)

My lips last week waking up after losing approximately a fuckton of blood from a nosebleed and waking up in the ICU vs today