gets me every time

dude my dad was at my house and he said “listen to that mockingbird” and i said “is that what that fucking thing is”

the theme song is different and it’s all footage of minarets and the vatican

A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP

Kleen Wolf @MilesKlee [old-timey boxing announcer voice as James Comey steps into the ring] and in this cornah, the lanky christian, the duke of snoop, god's own bone needle, Slendercop, a man of standing, no flimflamming, definitely not a horse, ol' sugarless taffy, the lactose kid, Mr. Brightside,, 4/12/18, 6:25 PM

one of the few 2018 tweets preserved from my banned account

i feel like i'm stating the obvious here, but the 2028 democratic nominee is pretty clearly going to be lincoln chafee. over the last 20 years he's run for office as a republican, an independent, a democrat, and a libertarian. he's the lord of politics. all of this is little more than a coronation

to me the pitt is a love letter to new york city – a town it lovingly accepts, warts and all. in a sense, new york is almost the show's main character

building a strait of hormuz in my yard and not allowing the great satan’s vessels to traverse it

the people deserve to know

TRACK AIPAC poster but it's for identifying podcasters

can everyone please stop posting this every time i say something dumb

East Wing would be a good name for a left handed boxer

maybe instead of running, Forrest Gump could have sat his ass down and listened

I Still Believe in the Inherent Goodness of Humankind, and the Literal Existence of the Easter Bunny “Despite it all, I still believe in the unassailable goodness of humanity. I also believe that the Easter Bunny is a real, tangible creature capable of wield...

"Despite it all, I still believe in the unassailable goodness of humanity. I also believe that the Easter Bunny is a real, tangible creature capable of wielding magic and producing plastic eggs filled with individually wrapped candies."

this sounds like bullshit until you realize she is talking about the fox news chyrons. trump has read more of the fox chyrons than anyone in the room because his desk is facing the tv

nobody puts it on the line like miles

NASA Artemis II Moon Mission Launches Atop Tower of Flame

am i crazy or is this headline worded in an extremely alarming way

i always sit facing the door at the artisan taco / small batch mezcal pop up, because my wife married an alpha male

washed fest is BACK 💥 🧓🏻➡️ 🪦

not to be dramatic but i do think that when you make an AI video of a dead person you are ripping their soul from the afterlife and torturing it with a machine

boston dynamics robot charging this thing from 40 yards out like an NFL safety

an honor to have Felix come to our recording studio (my apartment) to help us answer the many aircraft-related Quora questions in Jeffrey Epstein's emails 🙏

now you know that a beloved local restaurant is closing after an unforgettable 8 year run

i always thought it was bullshit, even as a little kid. i assumed everybody was just pretending to believe it because there was no way they could be so dumb

wearing the band’s merch to the band’s show should be a totally normal thing but has been tainted by insecure bullies looking for anything to make fun of

i believe that george russell will be the next formula one champion

Friday Night Lights is about small town life, football, killing a guy and burning a car, family, growing up, etc.

Chotiner: So Friday Night Lights is your favorite tv show?

Me: definitely. One of the best ever.

Chotiner: So you’re a big fan of season two, i take it.

Me: Well, I don’t know about that.

Chotiner: But you think, and i’m quoting you here, it’s “one of the best ever”?

Me. No, Isaac. No. Hang on.

Mad Men? More like emotionally immature men…

sorry i need more notice than this

when i saw Hegseth’s list of “woke” schools i was shocked to learn it includes Wake Forest University where my classmates called the Civil War “The War of Northern Aggression”