Did I subconsciously want to steal my broker’s 65 yo golden retriever husband? Maybe!

People watching while drunk people line dance is super fun btw. Good job Nashville

At the networking event at a honkey tonk type situation and was talking insurance with my broker all night while her my husband fetched us our drinks all night like a happy golden retriever (complimentary)

Yes!! It’s so sad and bathless now

Walking back to the hotel I passed a white dude in a blazer yell “Tyler’s not racist!” And I have no additional context but I just think Tyler is prob kinda racist

Omg I found him!

I miss when hotel room had bathtubs

Ron Swanson would be so disappointed in me

The foam tasted reaaaallly good though

Ok I sucked the foam around in a circular motion until I could drink it without tickling my nose. Success. Really hope no one was watching me though.

Ok how do I drink this

Omg I just saw a golden retriever riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle. He was all closed in so just his head could look around and enjoy and it was maybe the best thing I have ever seen????? Wait should he have worn a helmet?

I’m walking around broadway in Nashville picking up food to bring back to the hotel and do you guys remember when I was here last time for a girls trip and I got so drunk and I venmoed the band $100 to perform I Want It That Way?

I’m sure the scientific research is being appropriately funded and resourced 🤞🏻

This is literally the first 15 minutes of The Last of Us right now

My plane leaves for Nashville at 9 am and I haven’t started packing because I just need to finish rewatching Community and why am I like this?

Oh god

Bought my new car in November and I’m still driving up to the gas pump on the wrong side every time

Me trying to quickly think up a fake name but the only other object in the room is the president

i am this close to putting "only interested in men who've had vasectomies" in my dating profile

also like good for natalie but it's blowing my mind that women older than me are getting pregnant

Just googled Tanguy and he's hot af FYI

it's this stuff that makes me feel like i would have really been happier overall if my ancestors never evolved from just hunting and gathering.

the moment we invented agriculture, we doomed ourselves to eventually needing two separate logins for the same account, each with eleventy MFA requirements

this is sooo unnecessarily frustrating and you are not alone! the whole industry could make things so much easier for the people who's money they hold but they simply refuse

Afroman prevails in cops' music video defamation suit after a brief but viral trial The "Because I Got High" rapper made waves in 2023 with the album and song "Lemon Pound Cake," using home video to mock a police raid on his Ohio home. The deputies lost their civil suit against him.

A thought occurred to me as I was doing the dishes - did a verdict ever come back in that Afroman trial?

Well I followed up and I’m happy to find there is still some good news in America

www.npr.org/2026/03/19/n...

i'm the plan sponsor and i alerted our rep on friday and it still is not fixed. i don't know why but i blame ai

my 401(k) recordkeeper has a glitch where they removed the 10 year return data, so while no money has left my account, my return since inception figure has gone from like 9.7% to 4.2% and it's making my eye twitch. the literal definition of YOU HAVE ONE JOB.

I know I am alone in this take on HG prequels and everyone is excited about it but in a world that’s awful I just want some goddam happiness in my distractional media please

(I do think it will be an extremely entertaining movie)

(that makes me want to kms)

It was so satisfying tho