opening bets on how many guinness shirts there’ll be at the fontaines gig tonight. might have to stop counting when i get to three figures…

i am a man who loves statistics but this new feature at luton airport’s toilets seems wildly unnecessary

a great night, but one that has sadly rendered me too hungover for aqua aerobics today. life gives with one hand, and takes with the other

about to have the best friday night of my entire life

haha i hadn’t even thought to look, that’s brilliant

correct all 3 of you! there’s also a terrifying themed bar near where i’m staying @sockformation.bsky.social @bloatyhead.bsky.social

have seen a few of those (and the badge tattooed on someone’s leg!) but the answer lies north of the border

weirdly haven’t seen a single one of them!

incorrect, but geographically closer than tim’s guess

i haven’t been doing an official count, but there is one football shirt that’s by far the most popular in tenerife from what i’ve seen this week. anyone wanna guess the team??

i tweet about once a month but use it for hours a day, so what a pleasure to have a new spot to waste more time lurking around