Waking up this morning

Happy birthday! 40 is fine. It’s now 41 I’m scared of. That’s ’in your 40s’ 😱

These people are poison. They will unleash racist thugs on the streets of this country and call it security. They will subjugate us to the US and call it patriotism. They must be stopped. There is no more important task in politics.

No. 10 communications were being directed!?

Done

Really looking forward to going back to my hometown, her constituency, Fareham, and seeing all the incredible things she has done for the place now she’s in Reform

Suella Braverman with her snotty tissue up her sleeve as she joins Reform seems apt somehow?

That’s a really good point but a problem I’m prepared to deal with

Stephen is my dream man, I shall hear no slander #TheTraitors

PLEASE CAN WE STOP ELECTING SEPTUAGENARIANS?!

I’m so glad the Beckham family have provided a small distraction from Donald Trump destroying the world order

I NEED this top Izaya wears in #TheBoyfriend 😭😭

Stephen and Rachel are not following each other on instagram WHAT IS THE DEAL? #TheTraitors

Kemi finding the ‘irrefutable evidence’ about Jenrick

Robert Jenrick and his wife have the aura of baddies from Wallace & Gromit

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

a decade is a long time in politics

Oh yes

I don’t understand how people are buying them - are they just going on credit cards, to be thought about later?

I find it exceedingly irritating that holidays sales happen when I am the most financially precarious of the whole year

Star Trek: The Next Generation is definitely up there

Russia sends navy ships to guard oil tanker being pursued by US forces US officials say that American forces plan to seize the Russian-flagged ship accused of breaking sanctions.

We’re one week into 2026 and about to have the Cuban Missile Crisis pt II, how apt

Russia sends navy ships to guard oil tanker being pursued by US forces www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I failed in my challenge to go on a date this year. OH WELL.

Merry Christmas!

Prime Minister will fight any attempt to replace him, friends say Allies of the prime minister are worried his job might be under immediate threat.

This is giving me a headache

Starmer will fight attempts to replace him, allies say www.bbc.com/news/article...

Hey @BAFTA can a fart and a death wail win someone an award? #CelebrityTraitors

Ffs just crown Celia the winner #CelebrityTraitors

After the death wail and the fart, Celia Imrie’s best bits are going to be quite something #celebritytraitors

It’s been five minutes and I can’t get over the fact I’ve seen Celia Imrie fart on TV #celebritytraitors