OMG -- the RFK Jr breathing noises during this hearing are absolutely horrifying

The thing about my posting is you will never know if I am posting drunk, high or sober. All posts are the same from me. You can guess but you’ll be wrong, always wrong. I am God’s Cruel and Divine Mystery #gcadm

Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!

serena’s got us

Le Triomphe de Bacchus, by Nicolas Poussin, 1635-36 (flipped), 📸 by Caren Nicdao

Very intriguing political philosophy from the “Third Way” think tank:

There’s Democrat.
There’s Republican.
But now there’s a Third Way:
Republican.

I predicted putting my hand in the fire would burn it. I saw this coming a long way off. It’s a gift I have very strongly. And now my hand is burned, yes.

Gonna hold on to this croissant metaphor for the rest of my creative life

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (via F1)

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

Kash Patel celebrated the US hockey team's victory the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Niina killed Ilia

Funny how he immediately interpreted American associates of Epstein as himself.

The judges picked apart clean skates by Liu and Levito. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2. There was absolutely no reason Sony Pictures (which owns Dawson’s Creek) couldn’t have quietly paid for his treatment, considering how much the show has made for them over the years, long after it ended.

Now his wife, Kimberly, is a widow with six children.

When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies.

It was a "sideshow," I was told.

It's a jumping competition, it always is, take it to the bank.
Sato had some of the most beautiful jumps ever performed.
Malinin just won on superior spins and footwork and Code of Points strategizing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Olympics

Quad god

When I pick up a loaded nacho and it doesn’t break

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

With a week to go, advanced opening day ticket sales for “Melania: Who Geeves Beeg Fock of Christmas Boosheet” at my local cinema shows 16 total seats pre-sold for 4 showings, which, using adult only ticket pricing + fees, will rake in $287.84.

That’s not even a good night for a stripper.

seems like we went from 'every trump post is breaking news' to 'don't bother reporting on the 300 insane things he posts at 2am'

i mean yes but they're confronting it by openly and heatedly sharing their desire to kill women

This is Bari Weiss in stonewalling, chin-out, "I won't let the haters get to me" mode. Whether she gets away with it will be determined by whether Sharyn Alfonsi's colleagues at 60 Minutes and CBS News decide to fight back. Pelley, Stahl, Cooper--this decision goes on everyone's permanent record.

“the washington post reports that cbs news fucked up!!!” ok and then what? in 6 months jeff bezos replaces the journalist who reported that with AI and buys another one of saturn’s moons.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

I know it’s not the point but that woman has an awful haircut. ngl

So who had war before the Epstein Files release aside from everyone?

Where’s the CBS News town hall focused on the Democrats assassinated in Minnesota?

I know: he’s a racist authoritarian who’s running a militantly racist government constantly doing and saying racist things, carrying out a highly militarized campaign of ethnic cleansing and also doing anti diversity crackdown all over the place. And yet…his racist rhetoric IS getting worse, somehow