This takes me back to playing Pokémon and being young and not being able to figure out why Nidoking looked so good 😭

Hope you brought game, she 500 lbs

The biggest loss in the automotive world is when Honda stopped making these ultra practical hatches for the U.S. It’s wild how well they hold their value now.

I admire the dedication of the people in the sailboat

Uhhhhbh cu…coming right this way

Same dude pulling into line for a morning eggy McMuffin

If the site was really ai created, I feel like I’m at that point where I’m the two button meme dude that’s sweating because it’s Elon or ai

That a big sleepy, but I’ll get your body is loving ya

Maybe you should boat to work

Today is going to be a coffee & Redbull day. Late bedtime, early morning, plus a sweet sweet tornado warning alarm at 2 a.m. to ruin my good sleeping hours. 😴

That’s the crispest blue

Tbf it’s not like people will see them and be like “that’s def not Cody” :o

The Lord giveth man duct tape and super glue for a reason

How available and expensive are the parts for these :o

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Maybe you can view a PowerPoint about whether you should skip the next meeting PowerPoint

lol maybe some day. I’m not quite ready to commit to the commando

Direct WH line anymore is a political liability lol

The best way to never be unsuccessful is to never try

Schnoz game is peak

Boy in Italics

Since it's his first #FursuitFriday Riven is gets to have a post all to himself! 🩵🩶

🧵 @kloofsuits.bsky.social

i tie mine a different way

who's the green furry standing in front of the Lexus?

I need some more hints

Let me butter that bread for you.

You were living in the age of piss Socrates

Cutie patootie 🚨

All 1 brain cells on full power

A dog looking through the decorative of a metal fence.

Morning! xx