Or maybe.

And just bear with me here.

We can address both?

This is like paying the guys that robbed your house to also burn it down.

Darkseid pulling Superman meme

So about that “transgender ideology” WSJ report

REPORTER: Mr. President, my condolences to you, Sir. My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. [unintelligible] How are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir? TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there, you see all the trucks? They've just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they ve been trying to get, as you know, for about 150 years. And it's gonna be a beauty. Absolutely magnificent construction. We just started, so it'll get done very nicely. And it will be one of the best anywhere in the world, actually.

oh well, onward and upward

What it's like coming into DC nowadays 😫

Bikes Not Bombs - emergency ride to support the unhoused community - tonight, 5:45 meet 6:30 roll - mcpherson square

🚨 HEY DC 🚨 if you can participate in tonight’s emergency ride to provide critical resources to your unhoused neighbors you should. MPD & feds are expected to sweep EVERY tent of EVERY encampment as soon as 6:30pm tonight. stand up for your community and show the feds whose streets these are

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

Panel 1: A buff-looking guy in a grey sweatshirt is holding up one finger, eyes closed, smugly saying "Women are always hyping each other up about how pretty they are." Panel 2: He crosses his arms, opens his eyes, and says "We GUYS on the other hand ... Need NO external validation for our appearance" Panel 3: Behind the guy, his girlfriend, a messy haired girl in an oversized t-shirt, has just come home and his taking off her shoes. She looks at him and says "Hey there, beautiful!~" Panel 4: The guy is turning his head to look at her with a delicate expression in his eyes, blushing.

new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*

Robert Prevost reposted Rocco Palmo @roccopalmo · Apr 14 As Trump & Bukele use Oval to 🤣 Feds’ illicit deportation of a US resident (https://bit.ly/3ROMjnP), once an undoc-ed Salvadorean himself, now-DC Aux +Evelio asks, “Do you not see the suffering? Is your conscience not disturbed? How can you stay quiet?” https://bit.ly/4j700KN Robert Prevost reposted Synod.va @Synod_va · Feb 25 We continue praying together the Holy Rosary for the health of #PopeFrancis this evening at 9 PM in St. Peter’s Square, The prayer today will be presided over by His Eminence Cardinal Louis Antonio Tagle, Pro-Prefect of the Dicastery for Evangelization. #pope #PopeFrancis

Robert Prevost reposted Synod.va @Synod_va · Feb 15 #PrayForThePope #GoodNews: The Holy See Press Office has announced that Pope Francis' health is improving. Let us pray together for his full recovery @franciscus Be strong, We are looking forward to seeing you again soon at St. Peter's Square. #WeLoveOurPope

Robert Prevost @drprevost · Feb 13 Pope Francis’ letter, JD Vance’s ‘ordo amoris’ and what the Gospel asks of all of us on immigration From americamagazine.org Robert Prevost @drprevost · Feb 3 JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others https://ncronline.org/node/292716 via @NCRonline

The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he:

- Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus
- Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies
- Retweeted twice about the Pope's health
- Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.

In 2023, Beyoncé was rumored to be negotiating a residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere, though the venue ultimately couldn’t meet her demands.

Now she’s been hit with a cease-and-desist from Sphere over a jokey stage visual in her Cowboy Carter Tour.

www.stereogum.com/2306728/vega...

Carrie Fisher’s daughter, Billie Lourd, has shared a photo of her children watching Leia in ‘RETURN OF THE JEDI’ on May the 4th.

Tweet by the Luigi Case on Twitter: BREAKING: Latest motion states patrolwoman searched Luigi’s backpack at McDonald’s without a warrant, then repacked the items and left the restaurant with the backpack, with no body cam footage for the next 11 minutes during her drive to the precinct. Upon arriving at the precinct, she resumed the warrantless search and “found a handgun in the front compartment.”

Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job

Shiloh Hendricks went viral for calling a Black child the N word, then raised over $400k on #GiveSendGo. That’s not free speech. That’s funding HATE. Turns out, the payment processor behind it is Block Inc. (yes, Square). Block Inc’s owner is also the founder of @bsky.app.

JD Vance looking like a lich

JD VANCE IS AN ENERGY VAMPIRE THATS WHY HE WAS CHOSEN AS VP IS SO HE COULD BE USED BY DONALD TRUMP AS A SECRET WEAPON TO KILL ENEMIES SUCH AS THE POPE, THATS WHY NO ONE IN GREENLAND WAS WILLING TO MEET WITH VANCE; THEY RESPECT VAMPIRES IN GREENLAND AND DONT PLAY AROUND

Now howard....

Anti-MAGA hat in Greenland goes viral: 'Make America Go Away' A red cap made in Greenland which says "Make America Go Away" has gone viral days before Usha Vance's visit to the autonomous territory.

www.newsweek.com/anti-maga-ha...

🤣🤣🤣

All fed employees should add “I didn’t share classified targeting info over an unclassified system with a reporter on it” to their “what I did this week” emails

it is BUCK WILD that they are just texting this shit to each other

AI coding assistant refuses to write code, tells user to learn programming instead Cursor AI tells user, “I cannot generate code for you, as that would be completing your work.”…

arstechnica.com/ai/2025/03/a... lololol. The practice of AI combing forums has now led to it snatching up the rebuttals others have said to those over relying on AI to do their work.

a very soggy light brown dog with what would normally be curly hair sits in a shallow tub with a faucet actively soaking her back. her fur is completely flattened out on top of her head, and her ears hang down like a floppy-eared sheep’s. her round dark eyes have a hint of betrayal behind them, and her feet are not visible under the water.

the same light brown pup is fully dried off after a fresh grooming session. her body is a smooth orb, her head a perfect sphere, and her tail just has one little pompom of fur at the very tip. her ears are sticking out to the sides now, supported by the fluff all around them. only the little toes of one foot are visible under her round chest, and otherwise you’d easily convince us she’s just hovering there.

This is Ciel. She has two modes: wet and cotton ball. 13/10

Yes, Trump said, 'They rigged the election, and I became president'

✅ Yes, U.S. President Donald Trump said, "They rigged the election, and I became president."

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

Scene from The Office.

Bluesky watching the shitshow on twitter.

"Leveled" was always my favorite Durand Bernarr track but now that I know the backstory to some of the lyrics, now I cry a lil bit whenever I hear it. It's such a beautiful song. #theread #blacksky

For decades, a doctor refused to charge patients who couldn't pay. When he couldn't pay, his patients came to his aid. When Dr. Michael Zollicoffer was diagnosed with two types of cancer, his patients started a crowdfunding campaign that raised more than $100,000.

A doctor has been serving one of Baltimore’s poorest neighborhoods for decades — and if his patients can’t pay, that’s OK with him.

So when he was diagnosed with cancer, his community rallied to raise $100,000 for his treatments.

“I won’t be before you long”

A person that’s fixin to be before you very long.

Now all of a sudden preferences are a problem when you're not the preference? 😒. Yeah ok.

On the flip side, with some of the fairweather fans dropping out maybe it'll be easier to get tickets to her shows 👀

People up in arms about Doechii saying straight men are a red flag are just proving her point. And also proving that they really weren't fkin with her music for real because she's BEEN talking about being a bi woman & preferring to date women & bi men.