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Posts by Kelly Warner

Ten horror movies to get to know me

Matango
Evil Dead 2
Noroi
The Host
Jaws
Godzilla (1954)
The Thing
Pulse
In the Mouth of Madness
Tetsuo: The Iron Man

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Didn't get enough sleep, so my depression is seizing on that, making for a very fun morning.

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AHHH!!! HOW COULD I FORGET.

let me write Kamen Rider

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I'd love to write Godzilla someday, but I have cool ideas for Gamera, too, particularly inspired by the Heisei trilogy.

I'd also like to write a Mortal Kombat narrative inspired by Terry Malick and a Matango adaptation. Oh, and Millennium. That show was cool.

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Aw thanks! I'm actually a little self conscious about it, so that's nice to hear.

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Selfie of me in a pink top. I'm wearing glasses. I'm watching TV. I need to dye the grey out of my hair.

Selfie of me in a pink top. I'm wearing glasses. I'm watching TV. I need to dye the grey out of my hair.

Blaze it.

9 hours ago 213 4 8 1

Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie is incredible.

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I have my unemployment goal on my ko-fi that will keep me going for another month after my severance ends

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Medieval style portrait of a gray cat sitting surrounded by yellow and orange flowers.

Medieval style portrait of a gray cat sitting surrounded by yellow and orange flowers.

Bust of a smiling Garfield with curly blond hair and wearing a maid outfit.

Bust of a smiling Garfield with curly blond hair and wearing a maid outfit.

Medieval style portrait of a dark calico cat sitting on a patch of grass.

Medieval style portrait of a dark calico cat sitting on a patch of grass.

Portrait of a raccoon wearing a red beanie, green plaid shirt, suspenders, and smoking a cigarette.

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7 months ago 270 104 2 15

Lol that's wild

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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

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Haha oh no

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I can’t believe that the stunning publicity model of “AI IS GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL JOBLESS AND HOMELESS, PEASANTS” has worked out so poorly for tech billionaires hoping that it would result in worldwide seamless adoption of AI junkware. A whole mystery really.

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4k Blu-ray from Arrow Video of The Killer

4k Blu-ray from Arrow Video of The Killer

Excited about today's delivery. I've only ever seen John Woo's The Killer on a non-anamorphic DVD that I've always suspected was some kind of bootleg. So getting to see it in 4k is gonna be pretty cool.

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The fact that this is coming from the leader of a LGBTQ organization is not great!

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Well, all of this sounds unacceptable to me. I don't care that Rowling and filth like her have felt negatively opposed for their views. They should feel that way. I don't want to listen to JKR or engage with her kind on any level. They're hateful bigots; they deserve scorn, not warm praise.

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Over the next few weeks I'll be writing a couple of pieces on movies for an online readership. It'll be my first time doing any 'film writing' in years, I think. I'm actually nervous as hell about it.

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Whenever a popular account follows me on social media I have a surge of panic where I feel like I need to clean up my image a bit. It's like when you learn there's people coming over, but instead of putting away the dirty laundry I'm thinking of deleting the dirty posts.

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Re. the White House Correspondents Dinner:

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a little cartoon girl with heart eyes kneeling and holding a bouquet of flowers up to a very large, lanky girl with clawed hands and messy hair crawling out of a (TV/Painting/Portal/Rectangle) (take your pick)

a little cartoon girl with heart eyes kneeling and holding a bouquet of flowers up to a very large, lanky girl with clawed hands and messy hair crawling out of a (TV/Painting/Portal/Rectangle) (take your pick)

lesbians <3

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Page 1 of a legal Judgment document from the United States District Court, District of Oregon for Case No. 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on 04/18/26. The plaintiffs are listed as "STATE OF OREGON, et al.," and the defendants are "ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR., in his official capacity as Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, et al." The document is from United States District Judge Kasubhai. It outlines that final judgment is entered in favor of the Plaintiffs on Counts I, II, III, and IV. Item 3 states the Court holds unlawful, sets aside, and vacates the "Declaration of the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services RE: Safety, Effectiveness and Professional Standards of Care for Sex-Rejecting Procedures on Children and Adolescents".

Page 1 of a legal Judgment document from the United States District Court, District of Oregon for Case No. 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on 04/18/26. The plaintiffs are listed as "STATE OF OREGON, et al.," and the defendants are "ROBERT F. KENNEDY, JR., in his official capacity as Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, et al." The document is from United States District Judge Kasubhai. It outlines that final judgment is entered in favor of the Plaintiffs on Counts I, II, III, and IV. Item 3 states the Court holds unlawful, sets aside, and vacates the "Declaration of the Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services RE: Safety, Effectiveness and Professional Standards of Care for Sex-Rejecting Procedures on Children and Adolescents".

Page 2 of a legal judgment document for Case 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on April 18, 2026. The text outlines a court order declaring that defendants lack the authority to unilaterally establish standards of care that supersede professionally recognized standards for gender-affirming care in the Plaintiff States. It permanently enjoins defendants and their agents, including the HHS-OIG, from enforcing the "Kennedy Declaration" against providers in those states. The document is dated April 18, 2026, and is signed by United States District Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai.

Page 2 of a legal judgment document for Case 6:25-cv-02409-MTK, filed on April 18, 2026. The text outlines a court order declaring that defendants lack the authority to unilaterally establish standards of care that supersede professionally recognized standards for gender-affirming care in the Plaintiff States. It permanently enjoins defendants and their agents, including the HHS-OIG, from enforcing the "Kennedy Declaration" against providers in those states. The document is dated April 18, 2026, and is signed by United States District Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai.

Huge news: the court has entered final judgement in Oregon v Kennedy (HHS trans youth care ban) and has vacated the Kennedy declaration and permanently enjoined its enforcement to target gender clinics.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

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would you still love me if I was a worm in the game Worms 2 and we were the last two worms and we were both on 1% health and it was your turn and I was on a precarious ledge and you had a holy hand grenade would you still love me then pls have mercy im just a lil worm 😭

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I am deeply concerned about my future. But at least I have great tits.

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About 15% of all U.S. hospitals are Catholic and their current policy is to provide zero trans healthcare including to adults. There have also been multiple accounts of trans people being turned away entirely for unrelated issues because of who they are. So suck the Pope off harder please

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Ryan Coogler hasn't missed yet. Black Panther 2 is a weaker film than the rest of his filmography imo, but I don't think it's a bad movie but any means. I kinda can't wait for him to take a huge swing that splits film audiences someday. I bet he has an amazing disasterpiece in him.

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I rewatched Creed recently and parts of it made me choke up emotionally. That's so rare, especially on a rewatch. Good movie.

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trans women have a biological advantage at being hot now

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Hell yeah, Master and Commander

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