Soooooooooooo, that's how baseball works.

Oh, Dad is pissed. And I get that anger. Traitor Trump is the biggest threat to democracy and world peace that we've ever seen in America.

Yeah, those fuckers ruined it for all us armband aficionados.

Just an awesome pic.

And uniform.

Discovery anyone?

Discovery anyone?

Don't despair, the Mets are still in the league.

Hope springs eternal.

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Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night...

Ok, I REALLY wish I hadn't read this short but disgusting article.

The Strait of Hormuz.

The Mets are a NYC dumpster fire. This extends their losing streak to 11.

How can you not love baseball and big brothers?

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

And it's never the proper time to discuss how gun violence kills thousands of kids in this country.

...a new scheme to further enrich themselves at our expense.

😕🇺🇸

However, he did say he's still a devout member of the Church of Assholes.

Picture Trump & Vance doing this.

Forgot the "OMG"

Is that a lot? Seems like a lot.

...like GoFundMe.

Wondering if the team approves of Ryan O'Hearn's walk up song, Stranglehold by Ted Nugent. If you're unfamiliar, here's a verse from it:

You ran that night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold, baby
And then I crushed your face.

Perhaps Marcell Ozuna approves.

If they haven't picked a name might I suggest Ink Blot?

...for increased virility.