what i should have done an hour ago: take a muscle relaxer, zap my head.

what i'm doing now: pill popped, put a hat on

i am going to/have a "disaster workshop" on my calendar and i chuckle thinking "finally, i'll learn how to create the disaster!"

my head hurts, i should have taken drugs last night, i have taken drugs now, i do not want to work at the email factory today

I sort of feel like I have a free day because I had previously blocked my calendar for my infusion appt but now that's canceled

I feel to tired to smoke j, id rather just nap thanks

imagine....clear, straightforward communication requesting more information rather than framed as an attack/accusation being the path to better relationships...

(but also, hopes the accounting people get a talking to about their approach to managing people: don't witch hunt your top performers and make vague threats - just be direct: your store is giving more discounts than others, can you provide more context/audit your team to make sure they are up & up)

he said it went well, he feels good, he wishes he had reached out sooner, and while there's still an internal discussion of whether he gets written up for cussing at the original meeting, he don't give a fuck because the owner said he's doing well; he will try to better keep his cool in the future

mt man met directly with the owner of the company and just laid it on the table: feeling harassed, shocked overall because of their accusations and thought he was crushing it, his ideal is staying put and getting more autonomy as well as more support if there are issues - not just blame.

Beavis also needs a deep clean

i should drive to the city and get my manicure fixed... But so far today my plans are:
Maybe play muddy croquet, let Beavis play with big dogs, buy a used kayak

The urge to show up to the newly announced local renaissance faire in a Beyoncé act I renaissance space alien body suit

They will still find a way to blame it on him, even though it's their computer and whoever set it up initially is long gone.

Do we think mt man's insane coworkers locked him out of his work computer or just a coincidence?

not that I am aware of!

There's quite a few people who make treats locally, why do we think they haven't already been successful?

Only if you're a bug 🙏

My sister wants to know why my mom will randomly remember detail and attempt to pick up a conversation like 14 years later but can't converse in the moment or remember where to park from directions given an hr earlier and idk depression?

Tennis dress for my post 👰‍♀️ pickleball social, bathing suit I don't need, crochet top, that's all I remember

Last night while stoned I retail therapied and don't yet have regrets

Mt man met a guy planning to open a cigar store in town and we're back to wondering what boujie business we can open in our resort town that will just allow us to survive with minimal stress. (lol)

🥹

(I just want to make mt man do crafts with me)

Cool millennial second wedding™️ idea: have both of us create a mood board of ourselves and the other and us together and then display this art at our gallery space reception

Yes but I can wait to buy some at the fest/support local artists

Poll do I need cherry earrings to wear (ideally to a cherry festival) this summer

Another stoned/brilliant thought: I need to gather a group of women to spring break with me. I love the mountains but don't ski so, why am I not taking myself on an annual beach break while mt man skis? i could encourage him to invite bros to crash so he's not lonely.

Thank you for being you 🙏

🤫 replying on slack

I think me, mt man, and our neighbor "doobie" who is in the only local metal band can all agree it would be cooler if we were a SLEEP kind of 420 town instead of Grateful Dead