When dogs accidentally bonk their heads, do they see stars?
If not stars, what?

I really appreciate the copywriter for this particular sheet mask who thought to specify that it should be applied gently. ‘Cause I was totally gonna smack this on like an MMA fighter.

Ooooh, the Libby app just added a filter to search for first books in a series, and this might be the loveliest thing to happen to me so far this year.

My brother used to sneeringly call me “Miss Start-A-Craft” because I love to start making new stuff and don’t always love finishing it. But I bet his stack of things-to-cover-the-couch-with-so-guests-don’t-see-the-pet-hair is nowhere near as fancy as mine. #knitwit #craftybeaver #somuchpethair

You know those creepy little spider monkeys who spend their days in the zoo masturbating and throwing their poo, delighted at the chaos they can create in the audience?
Now they’re sending out memos.

Could someone please make a white noise channel that’s just snoring dogs?

I’m in the bathtub. Ringo can’t.even.

A particular joy of adopting dogs is that you get to come up with their origin stories. For example, this little lady escaped captivity at the North Pole where she was the main source of comfort and joy for 900 of Santa‘s elves during the off-season. Biiiiiiig treat-givers, those North Pole elves…

I think 2025 is the year I retire from romance and marry my dog. #ringo

There’s nothing wrong with me a good listen to Outlandos d’Amour won’t fix.

Other than actual family / friends, which public figure’s death will you need a day off to process?
I’ve always assumed it will be #BobDylan for me, but I think when #TomWaits dances off this mortal coil, I’ll be truly gutted. What about you?

I like how Kaw-li-ga goes back and forth from a minor to a major key.