I still find it crazy that I, an utterly averagely built adult man, can easily lift a 70in television one handed.

That last one looks rad as hell

AI has made forms of mental illness formerly only available to the stupendously wealthy accessible to the common man.

That dude is crazy as a shithouse rat, and I assume he had it coming.

I remember this video blew my mind when I was 5

Ok quick, what's the gist of the most recent thing you put out?

Czernina - Wikipedia

Apparently it is, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czernin...

I just remembered because my Polish friend told me about it and I thought it could make for a decent romantic comedy. Like maybe a guy who really likes the soup has to seduce and then annoy every girl in town, but then falls for a girl for real.

Isn't Czernina the soup that girls give to suitors to reject them?

If I was that worried about skinwalkers, I would keep my shirt on.

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You would probably get a laugh out of this short story

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Also we gotta give everyone psychosis

Yeah I preferred computers when they were dumb beige boxes that did what they were bloody well told.

I like how Dredd's main antagonists are more like him than he is.

The sawdust blood spray is a nice touch

Oh yeah I wouldn't piss on most of them if they were on fire except maybe Carter, but at least they seemed to understand the gravity of the office.

I prefer White Wedding, but that's cool

I like the Mr Burns line "I'll thank you to stop pinching my Botticelli" from the Flying Hellfish episode.

Say what you will of prior presidents in terms of policy, but at least they all acted like the fucking president.

That's broadly the premise of Department of Truth by bsky.app/profile/jame... . It's set in a world that runs on concensus reality, so once enough people believe a thing it becomes true. They have to suppress conspiracies or else the world will be flat, lousy with bigfoot and ruled by lizard people.

I thought they both just ran to the right because "fuck you, that's the videogame"?

Would be great for explaining how audio clipping works to people.

Jonathan Frakes was unironically a major male role model for me growing up

Maybe if I start hitting myself in the face with a hammer they'll be more interested...

Good stuff, what's the elevator pitch?

Fucking hell where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?

I thought it was very funny when that kid thought your first name was Mayor.

Probably the one human endeavour that isn't regressing right now

Cats and dogs seem to be a lot more interested in television now that we've stopped using CRT screens.

Well I had to sail the seas to get some back issues, so I feel obliged to plug it whenever I can!

That and the mountains of evidence