am i tripping or did they give ocelot botox in the master collection?

I have caught the dreaded Melbourne flu which is fucked cause I haven’t been outside

An icon a legend a divine light in this harsh bleak world has been bestowed on my tomodachi island

I feel so maternal towards him

Ah man it’s just started and today’s fucked, had a seizure then my nan calls me to confess she tried poisoning me as a kid

When I was a child I was reading an anthology of Garfield comics and got such a bad blood nose I needed to get it cauterised. So I blamed him and shot spitballs at a poster I had of him when I got home. I still to this day get really bad nose bleeds and still blame him.

Kaz torture real <3

Canon btw

I gen recommend the alternative version as it runs smoother can have screen capture and being able to use a drawing tablet instead of the switches evil touch screen

Important conversations here on ugly cunt island

Eat up yall

NO I NEED ANSWERS

Second hypothetical often debated. if you were naked and your house caught fire and you only had enough time to put on pants OR a shirt before fleeing outside what would you choose?

If you were 5ft and had a 5inch penis and you had 2 inches to spend, are you increasing height or penis? Having a very heated hypothetical battle with friends.

The friendly gimp has taken a hostage I mean has guests over

If you’ve been wondering where I’ve been

i miss my bamboo every day. was genuinely the best.

Scariest resident for sure

Humping I mean jumping for joy 10 copies with individually laminated pages please

Wow I’m feeling so joyous playing the new game :D

Giving my pigeon some fried eggs. Yum.

i need to find the artist who draws these graphics. they make me laugh everytime.

its field research

fighting over the techno spaghetti

#skycotl
be careful going to eden as there is a bug atm where when you go to pick up your WL it crashes and softlocks you ;-;

I think that sometimes when people know they’re about to die shit themselves on purpose. Like what a great oppertunity fuck you everyone else I’m peeing and pooping myself

#MGS #MetalGear #MetalGearSolid

I thought it was like food millionaires would eat.

Growing up whenever I would see the golden curry packet on the counter I would feel really excited because I thought it was like a super luxury premium meal because of the boxes.

She loves to tape measure