This single post is more entertaining than that entire match.

I will say, Atlanta United vs San Jose has traditionally gotten... weird. But already down a goal without a shot on goal and two yellow cards does not bode well.

We're so back! (to the same shit as last year)

Seriously, how do you fix Atlanta United? Not a shot on goal and doesn't look like they have a clue.

Sooooo this has gotta be Hoyas last game between the sticks right? Right?

What a great half of attacking soccer from a $48 million attack.

Atlanta United still feels too high 😬

I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻

But Gaul should join us as a province. Those tribes hate each other even more than they hate us. Can you believe it. But they'll be paying tribute and we'll see. Maybe they won't hate us much longer. Vercingetorix is someone who has been very nasty to our country

Downloaded Avowed AND Monster Hunter Wild tonight. So I have a good 8 hours of character creation ahead of me this weekend.

This guy collects despots like they’re infinity stones

Two disturbed guys rent trucks and commit public acts of violence to deliver explicit ideological messages: one gets the scare story about who radicalized him, the other gets a sympathetic, nonpolitical account of his trauma

I love that the McDonald's x Evangelian crossover toys are just like chonky lil hamburger and fries guys.

A spoof of an infographic showing a map of Europe, colour-coded by which countries will offer food to visitors. The caption is "Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?" The Nordic territories are labelled "sad", Northern Europe is labelled "sad & wet", Eastern Europe, Southern France and Northern Italy are labelled "sad and drunk" and the Mediterranean nations are labelled "sexy". It's less funny when you explain it, to be honest.

Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?

It takes so much grit to be an artist these days. The level of not only talent but sheer determination is seriously impressive.

That's a red card ref!

Right now, my best idea is just an excel spreadsheet that shows what books I have and the recommended reading age. Add a column for who checked it out and when.

I realize I am trying to re-invent the library system but on a much smaller scale.

I have several friends with kids just getting into reading and a bunch of long boxes in the basement full of comic books. Thinking I might set up some kind of lending library to spark the next generation of readers and nerds. Anyone ever tried something like this?

I don't understand how I can block phone numbers but T-Mobile still allows them to leave a voicemail. If I wanted to sell a house I don't own spam-calls, I would be committing fraud my dudes. (That beins said, the price is one million dollars in unmarked bills. Leave it at the usual place.)

I've got that "I'm too exhausted to sleep" kinda insomnia. Thanksgiving is going to be fun...

I'm not saying he deserves DP money but I think there are a lot of owners around the league who would love to bring in a cheap DP. I also suspect Josef's ego would prefer a low DP contract over a high TAM deal.

I just can't see Josef seeing himself as a super-sub even for Atlanta. If he can't find DP money in MLS I wouldn't be surprised to see Liga MX tale a flyer on him...

Good for you! (This isn't sarcasm I genuinely like the block features of this app)

Up the Underdogs!

Only MLS trophy I've ever gotten to hold and was told "Be really careful with it, this thing is really shitty."

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