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Posts by 802’s Beertender

Ah, yes, 1972, when a certain band toured North America after releasing their 4th (IVth?) album, becoming the best selling album of all time and playing endlessly over the airwaves for eternity

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Mind blowing

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I went to the same college as Flanders. Different minors.

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Just take my money

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We should be so happy

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I have a couple hundred dollars worth of unopened Leuchtturm notebooks and planners that I’ve never written in

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I miss this

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Left: “Trump loudly boo’d at the U.S. Open!!”
Right: “Trump loudly cheered at the U.S. Open!!”
Center: “Why are you watching tennis? Ten football games are on!”

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“You can’t imagine what happens next!” “He fixed the cable?”

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Here we are again @btvjim.bsky.social

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We were somewhere on the edge of the desert, near the In and Out burger, when the drugs began to take hold.

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You took too much, man. You took too much, too much

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The case of Bud is expert level planning

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That’s AFTER I went through my inbox :(

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@btvjim.bsky.social

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I saw that. 200k is a bit rich for my blood. 100k and I’d do it. And I already have the ideal bartender/sandwich maker. You even know him!

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Four Corners Deli is for sale. Does that include the artwork? @btvjim.bsky.social want to partner with me?

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If you put pineapple on pizza, you can’t say no to receiving anal. It’s the same thing.

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@btvjim.bsky.social

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Tell them the bathroom code?

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In the bathroom at Starbucks

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How is the Burlington scene these days?

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One of the rare shows that got better each season

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This has @btvjim.bsky.social written all over it

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[on a date]

her: I think you’re being a little pedantic

me: didactic

her: what?

me: you think I’m being a little didactic

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The Madonna of the Notch account disappeared

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Every time the Dems lose their base, they wind up Bernie Sanders, trot him all over the country, then stab him in the back. With a couple of points on the back end, just to make it fair.

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Why do the Brits always cut a sandwich vertically? That’s daft!

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And eat it

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It’s the annual @radiofreetom.bsky.social lamb recipe, is it furry enough?

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