I hope some one is rubbing that belly after that.

My dnd characters day job is my current irl job. I didn’t plan this

Hot pot, I’m always game 🤤

Mornings should be banned.

You got a great thing going, why stop.

part 4/4

I got all i need in this world of doubt, we have our champagne dreams in an endless drought. We are the kings and queens seeking our aces now. We got all we need. No new friends now.

almost forgot about this tank top

Underfed, I know a good buffet or two, lemme show you.

Our president is literally threatening nuclear war. Some one fucking help us !

I consistently have to hot water for my showers. I can’t shower without the water running out as I’m rinsing my shampoo out of my hair. Is this reason enough to break lease?

DDR, getting better, found my level, but lungs burn

Furbolg sun
Awakened animal moon
Kobold rising.

Fun fact my birthday is the same as Usagi Tsukino’s

Therefore
Fuck me in the as because I love Jesus

That’s a lot of fucking lard 😵‍💫🐽

And the humans never came back. 😭

Sean Aston playing Twoflower. Christopher Lee voicing death? I’m gonna love this shit.

OMG IS THAT WHY CORPORATE KEEPS GIVING US PIZZA PARTIES!? CEOS FORGOT WHAT PIZZA IS!?

Anya’s monologue from The Body will never not get me. Read, written, panel comic, off hand mention, or from the source.

It’s stupid, it’s mortal and stupid.

More. Always more

How do we feel about the Buffy revival being cancelled?
Honestly. I’m happy. The series had a great run and spin off, we can let it die with respect and peace.

But wonder how the animated Firefly will be.

The less left to the imagination, the better 🐽

Was mount moon always a volcano?

You already look quite comfy and cuddly.

Waddling to the kitchen for dinner #7

Need food need to be fatter need to be more addicted to food make me fatter and fatter and fatter 😵‍💫😵‍💫🐽

Bark

So my car isn’t totaled!!!! If this all goes well I’m going to reward myself with a new game

I heard that was coming in the next expansion.